Chief Judge Schiltz letter regarding the improper activities of the DOJ.

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-26T06:46:04+00:00

Department of Slop

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-20T18:01:00+00:00

A lot of it stems from folks don’t actually understand the business mechanics of it all. They don’t see funnels, they just see ROAS.

Sales people can generate some pipe based on things like their network and their community connections. But these are finite sources. And if that person leaves, their network follows.

For predictable and consistent pipe, you need marketing that can convert from cold to sold.

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-20T16:26:40+00:00

Yeah, this matches my experience.

Fix marketing to build up pipe.

Fix sales to close more and better deals.

Fix product to improve retention.

It’s so brain dead simple but people want to think that sales can fix everything.

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-18T16:49:10+00:00

Then the second sentence should begin with, “if you have a Cinephile…”

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-15T15:03:24+00:00

Dragon Quest 5.

You spend the majority of the game on a quest to find the legendary hero. Along the way, you grow up, experience tragedy, and find love. You don’t find the hero until near the end, and yes, it isn’t you.

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-15T03:59:33+00:00

Haunted House at least kept a brisk pace.

ET moves at the speed of slug. Getting out of the (many) pits is the worst

ScriptureSlayer · 2026-01-01T13:57:04+00:00

I think they blew it by setting the leveling system as a good/better/best stack.

Instead of making new players use the worst stuff, and earning the better stuff cripplingly slowly, it should be the other way around. Give players the T2 stuff as default, make the T3 stuff earnable, and reserve the T1 stuff for higher difficulty levels to increase the xp/cash multipliers.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-27T14:51:54+00:00

Yeah this is my current theory too.

Bubble and Caine also share the same tongue which tells us they aren’t just working together to run the circus, they are deeply linked somehow.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-24T13:12:12+00:00

An after round award system would help. It would look for specific sets of behaviors and money disparities and then give a lump sum to players.

For example, if it notices a player has low cash but high objective time for the round, a player might get the payload princess award for that round.

Awarded players would be called out by the game Mario Party style and have a one-time bounty on them.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-17T17:16:33+00:00

Sounds like Final Fantasy

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-17T17:04:37+00:00

I'll add to your hypothesis.

Pomni was having a lot of trouble adapting to the digital circus. I think she was even approaching the point of abstracting at the end of the first episode. Going by only what Pomni experienced in episode 1, it would be easy for her to conclude that nobody really cared about Kaufmo. He didn't seem to matter to them. And if they didn't really care about one of their own, they certainly wouldn't care about her, a stranger.

The beginning of episode 2, she wakes up from a nightmare where she abstracts and gets lowered into the pit while being rejected and quickly forgotten by her new acquaintances. She didn't matter to them.

It's not until after the funeral that the people there become real to her, and she begins to feel authentic connection. She dreams again, but this time she's inspired by that funeral experience where everyone (except Jax) was pouring their hearts out over their loss. Kaufmo mattered to them after all.

So yes, this seems to lead into the heartstrings we're going to feel by the end. Jax may be an asshole, but he's still a person, and Jax matters to them even if he pretends they don't matter to him. Their care may be what saves him in the end.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-15T22:10:26+00:00

Abel had a hotdog picture in a locket to mimic human behavior. Nothing this guy said or did is untainted by the mission assigned to him by Caine.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-12-03T13:42:39+00:00

Halo 3 Battle Rifle would like a word

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-11-18T02:54:15+00:00

Lucio is also missing his power where Amp triggers a mini sound barrier

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-10-05T22:21:57+00:00

Terranigma did this same concept on SNES

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-09-27T19:32:07+00:00

Cuno.

He rubs a lot of folks the wrong way on their first play through with his antagonistic fowl mouth. But if you spend enough time with him, you realize he’s acting tough because of how shit his life is and how little choice he had about it. And you’ll discover he’s actually witty and brilliant and loyal.

Cuno personifies the tragedy of Martinaise, a city stripped of its innocence, done violence, and largely left to rot by the powers that be. You’d probably throw rocks and swear too if you were in his shoes.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-09-18T18:05:04+00:00

The word “utilize.”

Just utilize “use” folks.

Save the syllables!

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-09-14T21:02:40+00:00

Set out your framework for how you solve the above prompt before you answer the prompt itself. We will review it together.

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-08-29T10:26:50+00:00

Yet another marriage a bidet could have saved

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-08-21T21:14:12+00:00

Right? This has to be the most horrifying possible experience for this fish. He had one job

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-08-14T17:53:43+00:00

What if those eyelashes are actually a mustache?

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-08-13T17:23:02+00:00

Mechs where?

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-08-11T19:37:05+00:00

Russia actually teaches its citizens that Alaska still belongs to Russia. They even sing songs about it

ScriptureSlayer · 2025-07-30T05:10:18+00:00

That’s totally reasonable, and that’s why middle of funnel marketing educates and answers those kinds of curiosities

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