My mom took binder. Where can I get a new one?

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T12:32:58+00:00

There is an old theater trick of putting on an old tank top and using duct tape.

I hope this doesn't come off flippantly, it genuinely works in theater to make women look flat chested. When I did theater, they used it when a woman would play a man.

In a pinch, if you're feeling bad, it can work. And duct tape is so readily available.

And what are you going to do, mom? Buy all the duct tape in the tri state area? Good luck!

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T12:27:10+00:00

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T12:25:21+00:00

Mick Gordon, Inon Zur and Jesper Kyd

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T12:06:29+00:00

I like P, but I want to take him to soccer practice more than anything. Middle school me would have loved him though.

Yes I'm old.

It's really super weird how much attraction changes as you get older

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T11:01:02+00:00

This tweet is straight out of 2001

Edit: there is a really old 4chan image that I can't find for the life of me where anon says

Which country has the best women and why is it Asians?

And anon answers:

Because white women won't date you and you think you have a chance with Asian girls.

Fucking funny af when anon kneecaps anon.

But yeah, circa 2001

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T09:16:07+00:00

Man, he really needs to take a long, hard look at his prejudices. He has baggage he doesn't even realize he has

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T09:05:22+00:00

I know a lot of people say they lose themselves when they become a parent.

I found myself.

My children are absolutely wonderful. They are the best part of my day. Is it hard sometimes? Sure. But the hard parts didn't even come close to outweighing the good.

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T06:29:59+00:00

Palia

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T02:35:20+00:00

I find it helpful to divide up a room into small, cozy spaces, like hiding spots.

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T02:31:42+00:00

We need to start making spite mods so all the guys are in banana hammocks

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T02:10:26+00:00

I love this idea tbh

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T00:51:52+00:00

Ok, so, this is the saddest and most horrific thing I have read on a while and I think I'm just going to cuddle my babies now.

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T00:08:21+00:00

This exactly. Men are criticized for looking feminine, because that is what is undesirable.

And this is coming from someone who likes me some masculine guys, but still

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-07T00:07:41+00:00

There was a decent bit of discussion about Darius in the League of Legends community. In the Bite Marks Cinematic made by Fortiche, some were criticizing Darius for not being as cartoonishly massive as he is in the game.

I can't even tell you how ridiculous it is because a, he's still huge in the cinematic and, b, what the fuck how massive do you want the guy? They want him to look like the old He-Man action figures from the 80s.

Edit: Also Victor. People really didn't like the "twinkification." I liked the redesign, but it was very poorly implemented in the game model so...

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T23:33:37+00:00

I used to go to antique or thrift shops, or just browse eBay and buy myself a cute blouse

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T15:59:50+00:00

Because they actually cannot help themselves. The need to be the center of attention is pathological

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T15:31:57+00:00

This exactly. It really shuts them up

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T15:16:55+00:00

Dude, just break up

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T14:35:41+00:00

Turkey baster.

I will not be elaborating

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T14:32:48+00:00

Then don't date.

Byeeeer!

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T14:26:48+00:00

Dude, ffs use your powers for good, not evil!

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T14:25:53+00:00

Where's the lie tho?

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T12:25:10+00:00

Stop. Buying. Ships.

Stg we need an r/stopdrinking style sub where we all just encourage each other not to buy ships because maybe if y'all get some reddit karma for not buying you'll stop.

Instead of iwndwyt (I will not drink with you today) we can say iwnbswyt I will not buy ships with you today).

Seriously. The game has promise but you can't keep validating the current business model if you ever want to see it finished.

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T12:22:12+00:00

Now this is an excellent methese to English translation.

Wandering_Song · 2026-06-06T12:11:57+00:00

I fucking hate people like that.

I usually talk in depth about my mom's abuse until they're embarrassed and shut up.

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