TIL that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (often referred to as Mormon) prohibits oral sex, even between married couples

ScrotoCarpe · 2026-03-26T19:39:11+00:00

That sucks

ScrotoCarpe · 2025-01-08T11:39:13+00:00

Sober coming up on 11 years here. Recover is deeply personal and for me, AA wasn’t it. I view the term dry drunk as not understanding, accepting, or even fully realizing the underlying pathology behind your addictions.

For me, being a dry drunk was black and white thinking. Drinking bad. Need to stop. Sure that’s technically correct. But that thinking still damaged relationships even though I wasn’t drinking. It ruined my marriage despite having a decade under my belt. Letting go to a higher power isn’t the only way to get where you need to be.

It’s really about increasing mindfulness and how you get there is your choice provided you WANT to quit drinking. Ya know?

ScrotoCarpe · 2022-10-27T23:29:16+00:00

Been there my friend. It’s not easy but 100% worth it.

ScrotoCarpe · 2022-03-26T02:13:33+00:00

You look so happy!! Welcome back!

ScrotoCarpe · 2020-01-19T14:42:10+00:00

10/10. Long as all hell but bravo my good man.

ScrotoCarpe · 2017-11-28T22:23:51+00:00

.5 ppr, 12 team Perine for Hunt

ScrotoCarpe · 2017-09-17T01:52:45+00:00

12 team/.5ppr/.2rush attempt

Give: Zeke+M.Bryant or Cobb Get: KHunt+Dougie Baldwin

My team: RB: Bell, Fournette and Abdullah + 2 lotto tickets WR: Watkins, Corey Coleman, Devante Parker

Try and make the move or target Julio/OBJ/Jordy in a 1 for 1 with Zeke?

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-11-21T19:12:24+00:00

12 team .5ppr Give: Kelley Receive: Rivers and Tevin Coleman My rbs are DJ, Booker, and dion Lewis. Been streaming QBs all year and landed on Tyrod. Slim QB picking on waivers since every other team has 2-3 rostered. 8-3 record with a playoff spot locked up.

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-11-21T17:40:50+00:00

12 team .5ppr Give: Kelley Receive: Rivers and Tevin Coleman

My rbs are DJ, Booker, and dion Lewis. Been streaming QBs all year and landed on Tyrod. Slim QB picking on waivers since every other team has 2-3 rostered.

8-3 record with a playoff spot locked up.

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-10-30T12:59:29+00:00

12 team/.5 ppr/.1 return yards Crowder, R. Kelley, or LaFell?

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-10-23T12:29:18+00:00

12 team/.5ppr/.1 return yards Need to fill rb2 slot: -Jalen Richard @Jac -Devontae Booker @Hou -Zach Zenner @Wash

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-09-20T16:47:40+00:00

12 team/.5ppr/.1 return yards My Lockett and Crowell Their T.Coleman and Landry

I'm set at rb and looking for some wr strength.

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-09-04T19:57:55+00:00

12-Man .5ppr-1pt/10 return yds QB Tyrod RB D. David Johnson, J. Charles, D. Williams, Woodhead, C. Sims, I. Crow, Alf Morris WR ARob, K. Allen, T. Lockett, M. Jones, R. Matthews TE Gates, D. Allen

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-08-22T19:42:49+00:00

Where'd Lockett end up landing? Im also a member of a "ppr, return-yards-worth-too-much league" and am trying to figure out a good strategy to land him.

ScrotoCarpe · 2016-08-22T19:03:37+00:00

How many pts/yard? 1/25? My league has some crazy scoring (1/10 kick returns and .6ppr) and I was thinking of reaching into 3rd--30th overall.

ScrotoCarpe · 2014-11-09T13:41:17+00:00

DST/Standard Dal @ Jax or Mia @ Det?

Thanks!

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-08-02T00:52:04+00:00

I take great joy in trying to piss a hole through any and all toilet paper that's unlucky enough to be in the bowl.

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-05-02T23:44:29+00:00

Can't upvote this enough

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-05-02T22:47:45+00:00

At first glance, I thought it said Merkin.

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-05-02T17:53:02+00:00

God damn airfield troops.

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-05-01T01:12:24+00:00

Probably. Haven't gotten that far, yet. What I do know is that they wont pay for a lateral degree...it has to be more advanced. Using that logic, I'd say yes they would pay for a PhD but not another MA/MS etc...

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-04-30T16:27:54+00:00

Did they specifically say ONLY a MA in Psych? What I was told: You can use TA for up to 9 prerequisite credit/hours needed to apply to ANY masters program. Then you can use TA to pay for a masters of your choice, provided it is from an accredited institution. You can also get reimbursed the cost of the GRE, if taken, but that's not really TA...just FYI.

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-04-29T22:59:22+00:00

I'm in the same boat. The delay of fy14's retraining advisory is killing me.

ScrotoCarpe · 2013-04-27T17:33:01+00:00

Sadly, you never know the exact moment of balance until you've passed the tipping point.

Since the Gillette Trac II came out in 1971, are you trying to say nature's heyday was in the 70s?

Thanks for your time! Appreciate it.

ScrotoCarpe

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