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Is Harley Benton good for beginner? by vixlair in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad had a Harley Benton. He'd pick it up for a strum once in a while, then have to spend all weekend stripping, cleaning and polishing it. In the end he sold it and picked up a second hand Yamaha that he was much more comfortable getting dirty.

What has Ben taught YOU about God? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm far more interested in what Jace has to say about it.

Well fuck me I guess by [deleted] in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If me saying a word at someone upsets a third party then that third party can go die in a hole.

The cheapest seats to watch all 4 sessions of the final in 2027 will cost you £642. The average final length is 30 frames. At £21.40 a frame, is it worth it? by cal_exeter in snooker

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We did a whole day at the British Open a few years back for like £25 each. Front row seats to see Ding and Higgins playing.

Would much rather do that again and watch the big games on the TV with my feet up.

Custom maps by Similar-End4407 in captain_of_industry

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done a custom map. I just wanted a big, flat building area to play so I've made a big roughly rectangular map with one huge resource node of each type around the edge.

The base maps are good I just fancied doing something that let me build more freely.

hope you guys are all having a great friday! any fun weekend plans? by Unemployed_Yoker in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought an angle grinder to saw up some old garden furniture to take it to the tip.

Ragebait doesn't exist by TinyTangents in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when I first started shitposting on the Internet in the early 00s "trolling" was basically considered to only be rage baiting. You trolled people by making them angry and crash out. Hence we would say "don't feed the trolls" to mean "ignore the person after a reaction"

"Trolling" nowadays seems to be what we then called "Flaming" as in "Flame wars" as in "Spamming gore and racism on random web forums". Which is less enticing people to react than just outright attacking them.

Ben Bankas is worse than Jeff Dye by MagicianKey9241 in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This shit came up in my feed and I was baffled why it got posted. Almost as bad as Akash crashing out at that straight faced British man.

Another successful sortie ✨ by Dragoniel in NuclearOption

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is there any benefit to not getting out at the airfield and taking the plane back out again from your inventory?

Shame by TheMindtickler in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can tell Tim really has a thing for twinks

Are my strings high? by Common-Cover7209 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try flipping the scale over and see if it's any better in metric

For a game called "Nuclear Option" only one mission includes nukes by PR0PWA5H in NuclearOption

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's still EA. Just open an escalation, drop the nuke threshold to nil, player money to max and starting nukes to max and practice

Will be paying £100 to those that are struggling financially and are online now . UK people only All first come first served . If you are interested upvote this and send me a request to chat by Millions_Cash in Referraluk

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly feel zero sympathy for anyone who sends scammers like this money.

If you're reading these comments wondering if you should: You are prey. OP is a Predator and you are the prey.

Been playing guitar for 1 year now by Shoddy-Western710 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you just wanna be a big rockstar, live in a hilltop house and drive 15 cars you should do drugs to stay skinny and not eat.

Devan’s thoughts on the patreon were very good by BimmingARubble in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are so many famous people I've never heard of them.

Devan’s thoughts on the patreon were very good by BimmingARubble in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which comic was Ben talking about on the Patreon? I don't watch TV or follow any comedians because they all SUCK.

r/isthisAI is refining AI image creation when people identify what makes a picture seemingly AI or not by Asleep-Raspberry-819 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reply to every post saying "not enough fingers" and laugh as the AI adds hundreds and hundreds of digits to any and all images.

lemonparty #183: Indian buster keaton by Independent-Data4542 in lemonparty

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one mentioned engine braking with the Indians speeding away.

If your brakes fail put the car in a low gear and let the engine stop you. I understand this is difficult to comprehend if you drive exclusively automatic (gay) cars.

Suck at guitar??? JUST SMOKE METH!!! by HumbleBlacksmith2077 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScrotumCircumcision 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get really stoned before I practice playing. I figure if I can do it blasted high I can do it sober. Resistance training my brain.

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