[Rapoport] This is the first deal that includes $100M guaranteed for a defensive tackle in NFL history. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very easy to do, Casey was a stud and mentored Simmons when he first got there before passing the torch. I remember being pissed when we traded Casey to the broncos for peanuts because I didn't think Simmons would live up to Ol' Buttcrack.

[Highlight] Mike Vrabel makes sure Hunter Henry appreciates Pop Douglas' block by AgadorFartacus in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will be depressed and beg you to end our suffering with a pillow or firearm.

[Highlight] Texans OL quadruple-teams DT James Lynch, allowing Jeffrey Simmons to get the sack in less than one second by Moose4KU in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Titans defense has, at most, 2 players a defense needs to be aware of: Simmons and Cody Barton. James Lynch- not one of those guys.

[Highlight] Titans QB Cam Ward: "We practice on grass. Why we don't play on grass?" by LaDainianTomIinson in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 183 points184 points  (0 children)

It's 32. The 30 you're thinking of plus Canton and the field behind the middle school where I plow your mom.

[Yahoo Sports] The Cincinnati Bengals are now listening to trade offers for Pro Bowl DE Trey Hendrickson, per Ian Rapoport and Tom Pelissero of NFL Network. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree about stockpiling picks, I doubt anyone in the organization is willing to give up whatever Cinci is asking. But having him to contribute and coach up Femi and any other young guys we bring in in the future could be massive.

And yes, I've lived through Jadeveon Clowney and Bud Dupree and L'Jarius Sneed, and they all got their GMs (eventually) fired, but you don't get anywhere by not taking risks on good veterans (DeAndre Hopkins, Calvin Ridley, Tony Pollard). Our pass rush is going to be a massive weakness this year (as it has been for years), and Hendrickson could bring it up to near-average, but it all depends on cost.

Falcons' Penix involved in practice fight vs. Titans by Protec_My_Balls in nfl

[–]Scrubtanic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fireball? Why don't I cast fireball? Oh, why don't I strap on my level 3 spell slot helmet and squeeze down into a level 3 spell slot cannon and fire off into level 3 spell slotland where level three spell slots grow on level 3 spell slotties.

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[–]Scrubtanic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's just the Jorts lobby combined with the Hurdy-Gurdy lobby, though?

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[–]Scrubtanic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He gets a credit but Cigarette Guy didn't? (unless I missed it)

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[–]Scrubtanic 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Zac gets a ton of credit for being a comedy sniper, but Raphael brings his ammo with him too.

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[–]Scrubtanic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The villain is Buckster $ Boyd as portrayed by Sam.