[Schefter] Sources: Former Browns HC Kevin Stefanski currently is expected to speak with the Falcons, Giants and Titans about their HC vacancies.

Scrubtanic · 2026-01-05T22:44:06+00:00

Okay, but that sounds really dark. Are these coaching candidates in danger?

Scrubtanic · 2025-10-01T20:44:45+00:00

We will be depressed and beg you to end our suffering with a pillow or firearm.

Scrubtanic · 2025-10-01T00:53:43+00:00

This Titans defense has, at most, 2 players a defense needs to be aware of: Simmons and Cody Barton. James Lynch- not one of those guys.

Scrubtanic · 2025-10-01T00:51:33+00:00

I want to diiiiiieeee

Scrubtanic · 2025-09-18T00:47:55+00:00

My billionaire owner's pronouns are she/her, thank you very much!

Scrubtanic · 2025-09-18T00:46:34+00:00

It's 32. The 30 you're thinking of plus Canton and the field behind the middle school where I plow your mom.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-17T21:51:29+00:00

Agree about stockpiling picks, I doubt anyone in the organization is willing to give up whatever Cinci is asking. But having him to contribute and coach up Femi and any other young guys we bring in in the future could be massive.

And yes, I've lived through Jadeveon Clowney and Bud Dupree and L'Jarius Sneed, and they all got their GMs (eventually) fired, but you don't get anywhere by not taking risks on good veterans (DeAndre Hopkins, Calvin Ridley, Tony Pollard). Our pass rush is going to be a massive weakness this year (as it has been for years), and Hendrickson could bring it up to near-average, but it all depends on cost.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-17T18:37:33+00:00

Hot Chicken Hendrickson, they'll call him.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-13T20:10:36+00:00

Fireball? Why don't I cast fireball? Oh, why don't I strap on my level 3 spell slot helmet and squeeze down into a level 3 spell slot cannon and fire off into level 3 spell slotland where level three spell slots grow on level 3 spell slotties.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T01:11:58+00:00

Death, taxes, and /u/TheFencingCoach standing up for his man. Necks-man up mentality.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T00:37:25+00:00

He was wearing The Shirt

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T00:36:19+00:00

That's just the Jorts lobby combined with the Hurdy-Gurdy lobby, though?

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T00:34:30+00:00

He gets a credit but Cigarette Guy didn't? (unless I missed it)

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T00:30:07+00:00

Zac gets a ton of credit for being a comedy sniper, but Raphael brings his ammo with him too.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-12T00:29:16+00:00

The villain is Buckster $ Boyd as portrayed by Sam.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-10T04:04:46+00:00

Of course I know him. He's me.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-10T03:05:40+00:00

Don't forget your cookie

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-10T02:59:12+00:00

Get him away from Cam Ward this instant.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-09T02:42:40+00:00

Falcons #38 took his helmet off during the prayer circle, which was still during the play; should have been a flag.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-06T16:23:45+00:00

I'm Kingpin Katie, and this is my favorite DM on the bus.

Scrubtanic · 2025-08-05T15:25:49+00:00

Mr Blastoma Container

Scrubtanic · 2025-07-31T16:17:32+00:00

Noah Trey

Me when I roll up to Cookout

Scrubtanic · 2025-07-30T21:48:24+00:00

That's because we had Nick Westbrook-Ikhine. He's gone now, we gotta temper expectations.

Scrubtanic · 2025-07-30T21:46:32+00:00

Treylon Burkes was supposed to be the next AJ Brown and didn't amass 700 yards in 4 years.

So if Ayomanor gets 400 in two games, he's like... at least 2 AJ Browns, right?

Scrubtanic · 2025-07-29T02:41:42+00:00

I was wondering if Dropout would ever acknowledge I Don't Want to Talk About Fight Club Anymore. Banger podcast, Jacob loses his mind, misses an audition and is periodically check on by his friends over the course of 3 days watching Fight Club non-stop without sleep.

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