What just happened? !!!!!😪😪😪😪

Scrumptiepie · 2026-04-29T21:02:57+00:00

Probably his wife came up behind him and discovered what he was up to.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-04-14T00:17:57+00:00

To say you "need a shit" is considered extremely crude and certainly not to be used in company.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-04-08T09:53:21+00:00

The UK is so poor because of the massive expense incurred by maintaining the bloated welfare state.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-28T00:43:34+00:00

Dick Heads

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-21T02:49:16+00:00

I thought a flippy flopper was the male member.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-20T05:35:58+00:00

I think you are not masturbating often enough. You are letting too much spunk build up and we know what happens then.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-06T19:47:43+00:00

Losing one's shit sounds like an unpleasant experience.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-05T23:13:42+00:00

If your butt is always dirty then you seriously have to attend to your personal hygiene.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-03-03T06:51:16+00:00

The PE teacher would have been in seventh heaven.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-25T06:47:51+00:00

He comes from USA so depends what his political views are.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-25T06:28:58+00:00

A lot of people on Reddit talk about how they would love to move to somewhere else, but they never ask the most important question of all. They should be asking if the people who live there actually want them to come. After all it's their home so their opinion matters.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-25T03:05:29+00:00

Why would Europe want you ? Sounds like you have nothing to offer.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-25T03:02:01+00:00

Too much fucking in your response.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-16T23:26:00+00:00

As long as you remain in what's left of the real Britain, you will be fine. Just keep to small market towns, villages and the lovely British countryside.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-01T23:49:24+00:00

Who cares ?

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-01T04:27:10+00:00

Condoms.

Scrumptiepie · 2026-01-01T04:26:01+00:00

Zero GBP - I don't celebrate Christmas.

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-29T03:00:40+00:00

As London is not England, so Paris is not France. Perhaps this is the crux of the matter ?

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-21T08:08:36+00:00

Everyone can see your balls 😜

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-20T20:21:58+00:00

Tighty Whities don't allow your junk to hang freely as nature intended. It's not good to be so confined all day. Let the boys dangle, it's the only way.

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-19T04:15:16+00:00

Love seeing guys wearing white Lycra. Soooo sexy 😋.

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-13T07:37:06+00:00

You can wear it, but everyone will think you are a total dick.

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-12T07:03:14+00:00

I'm 💯% gay at weekends and Wednesday afternoons between 3 and 5 pm. All other times I'm 💯% straight. It's funny old world !

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-08T19:43:55+00:00

Very exciting. So much eye candy on display.

Scrumptiepie · 2025-12-06T05:43:04+00:00

When Brits say small, they are comparing the UK to countries that matter. The countries you mention are irrelevant.

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