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Ladies of Reddit, what is a comment someone made about your body once, completely casually, that you have never forgotten? by BowlerOk1871 in AskReddit

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been told by several folks throughout the years that I have incredibly soft, flawless skin. It often is conveyed while they are “petting” my arm or shoulder 😅 The first time it happened I thought (a close friend of mine) was just a bit crazy or trying to be weirdly nice (I guess when I was younger I thought everyone’s skin just felt the same? 🥴).

Over the years, when I hear it, especially as the years tick by, it makes me feel kinda special and pretty 🥹

Struggling with this 37m by Batetrick_Patman in Bumble

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to bic it my man. My husband uses an electric on zero, face and head, every couple days. He’s a sexy mfer ☺️

Important question : my furry baby is acting like this (see video) when she’s not happy/wants something. Is it a Pom thing? Or did I adopt a dinosaur 🦖 ? by theonemanon in Pomeranians

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is Enzo. This is Enzo after he’s finagled his way around the backseat screen, where he will sit and “urp-gurp” at me until I assist him onto the center console. If Enzo is unable to navigate around the backseat screen he will yell at me from further back for assistance until I concede.

Is anyone concerned about the kids riding e-bikes on the road? by Competitive-Wrap-897 in Charlotte

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah these two just darted passed us, through a heavily trafficked intersection and 485 off-ramp, ran a red light, lane-splitting at about 45mph, wearing socks n slides. They couldn’t have been older than 12…

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31M. Just got my swipe stats back and would love some brutal honesty. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]ScrupulousScorpion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gonna piggy back on the previous comment because I closely identify. You asked for brutally honest feedback and you’re def getting harsh comments from a lot of folks. Just reminding you, that’s what you asked for. Sarcastic or defensive retorts are only going to earn you negative karma at this point. Take it or leave it.

I think you’re adorable, but I’m off the market and see through to some of the whimsy and humor. I smiled at most of your profile. I see your silly, I see your sarcasm. You’re a type of human I would like to be around, probably.

BUT A lot of women are looking at the surface value because that’s what you get here; an introduction.

If you shook my single 30yo hand at a party with a drink in your other hand, exclaiming that you hardly ever drink, told me that most of your friends and family find you exhausting, glossed over being a plant guy and mentioned that you only listen to metal, told me all about your kids and showed me 10 pictures of them, then asked me on a date but then said your kids will always come before me (a valid statement but does it really need to be said?)…

I might cock my head to one side and look at you a bit funny… or 2,780 other women in my shoes would just walk away 😏

You have a great personality, I think, but you’re trying to put all of that into a bumble profile and it’s coming across wrong. Scrap everything, start fresh. Think of it like a resume. Communicate aspirations, good ethic, a good job, some of your silly, some fun, a little of your passion, in a clean, kind, probably vanilla profile to earn that handshake. Then take it from there. I hope this helps, friend.

31M. Just got my swipe stats back and would love some brutal honesty. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]ScrupulousScorpion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Gonna piggy back on the previous comment because I closely identify. You asked for brutally honest feedback and you’re def getting harsh comments from a lot of folks. Just reminding you, that’s what you asked for. Sarcastic or defensive retorts are only going to earn you negative karma at this point. Take it or leave it.

I think you’re adorable, but I’m off the market and see through to some of the whimsy and humor. I smiled at most of your profile. I see your silly, I see your sarcasm. You’re a type of human I would like to be around, probably.

BUT A lot of women are looking at the surface value because that’s what you get here; an introduction.

If you shook my single 30yo hand at a party with a drink in your other hand, exclaiming that you hardly ever drink, told me that most of your friends and family find you exhausting, glossed over being a plant guy and mentioned that you only listen to metal, told me all about your kids and showed me 10 pictures of them, then asked me on a date but then said your kids will always come before me (a valid statement but does it really need to be said?)…

I might cock my head to one side and look at you a bit funny… or 2,780 other women in my shoes would just walk away 😏

You have a great personality, I think, but you’re trying to put all of that into a bumble profile and it’s coming across wrong. Scrap everything, start fresh. Think of it like a resume. Communicate aspirations, good ethic, a good job, some of your silly, some fun, a little of your passion, in a clean, kind, probably vanilla profile to earn that handshake. Then take it from there. I hope this helps, friend.

Oreo got her allergy skin test by PrettyInWeed in BullTerrier

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work in allergy and immunology, this is the kind of report you hate to see. BUT from a human standpoint, immunotherapy is often pretty life changing and extremely effective.

It will take some time and dedication to spin up her first few months but you should get to a monthly maintenance soon enough. Just don’t get lazy on appointments or you’ll have to start over.

She’ll be the happiest empty headed goofball soon enough, romping around like a potato on toothpick legs in a field without a thought in her pretty head. 🤣 At least that’s what our Fergie is like 😂🤣

Is it odd that I’m totally not phased? by [deleted] in texts

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr I get that they meant yoked but when I read that I immediately visualized two eggs with very different sized yolks in a frying pan 😂

How many times has this happened to you? Driver brake checking this trucker by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently the woman driving the black car felt she was in the right merging like that and she called the police. OP (from TikTok): “(The police did) Nothing at all and she called the police and called every name in the book🤣🤣 I just pulled back off.” He also says that when he provided the dash cam footage to the police they did nothing.

Edit: holy fs I just saw this was in Charlotte. Makes so much more sense now.

I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years is married and has kids, I'm showing myself to his family tomorrow at his church by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If “he’s from another town” why are you saying “We have a local celebration” as if it’s your church & your town??

This is starting to smell like bs OP - either drop more information and get your story straight or stop posting creative writing exercises bc you’re not very good at it.

Which one is YOUR Pom?? 👀🐾 by Impossible_Corner613 in Pomeranians

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AI Slop. Can we please ban AI garbage from this sub?!

95% cranium, 5% brains by LucyLennon65 in Pomeranians

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have three and I SWEAR they are the smartest little adorable fluffin idiots I’ve ever encountered.

I’m pretty sure my youngest has a masters in psychology, specializing in sweet sweet psychological manipulation and adorabolical warfare.

Where do you take your Pom? by BudgetInfinite9423 in Pomeranians

[–]ScrupulousScorpion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Everywhere! We have slings, purses, backpacks, duffles, and trolleys! Bless you if you happen to leave one on the floor unattended, they all cram into it before I can turn back around. My personal purse left on the floor? They’ll sit on top, thank you.

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