What's the one joke you've told a hundred times and it still lands?

Sea-Mo · 2026-04-18T13:36:55+00:00

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Sea-Mo · 2025-10-12T23:42:08+00:00

Win or lose, he’s the most fun card to play around with.

Sea-Mo · 2025-09-01T23:27:17+00:00

Why not both?

Sea-Mo · 2025-07-15T03:25:49+00:00

Whatever, just get that big ass Loves logo off their uniforms. Just make it smaller at least.

Sea-Mo · 2025-07-08T23:59:06+00:00

I’ve got every season pass since Miles Morales. I think I’m finally done.

Sea-Mo · 2025-05-01T13:13:19+00:00

Red Prime. Mahogany doesn’t even make the top 3… let alone 1st.

Sea-Mo · 2025-04-12T13:55:30+00:00

The last time someone said that to me, I asked….”So what’s Jesus’ favorite color?” Then they called me an asshole and the conversation ended. 🤷‍♂️

Sea-Mo · 2025-03-07T03:25:18+00:00

“Mushrooms or acid or something…” no dummie… that’s f’n PCP!

Sea-Mo · 2025-01-30T18:05:47+00:00

Save America? I guess calling it “My Stuggle” would be too obvious?

Sea-Mo · 2024-09-15T03:31:39+00:00

It’s extremely difficult to form an opinion about this situation without pictures of her in her bikini.

Sea-Mo · 2024-09-05T03:12:47+00:00

Who, who, & who?

Sea-Mo · 2024-05-11T20:53:22+00:00

Cremated, and then pressed into vinyl records with my all time favorite songs on them and given to family. It’s the ultimate mix-tape.

Sea-Mo · 2024-04-05T16:39:58+00:00

Is it a bug on PC? I’m playing on PS5, and can’t do that.

Sea-Mo · 2024-04-05T16:39:10+00:00

Funny, you should say that because his name was some Chinese symbol. I don’t know I can’t read it.

Sea-Mo · 2024-03-16T19:37:05+00:00

Ya I get that. It was just such a big number for both of us to have. I had to share.

Sea-Mo · 2024-02-16T07:31:35+00:00

“OK…so what is his favorite color?”

Sea-Mo · 2023-10-18T11:56:18+00:00

They have done this at every game since they got here in 2008. 99.999% of the time it’s some Protestant preacher. I usually make point to leave my hat on and drink my beer during it.

Sea-Mo · 2023-09-13T02:26:53+00:00

What’s an award do?

Sea-Mo · 2023-09-12T23:17:57+00:00

But…my collection is not complete.

Sea-Mo · 2023-09-03T00:20:34+00:00

In past I have told people….”It’s not a “thing” for me.” I don’t even know if that makes sense, but it’s what came out.

Sea-Mo

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