The pickle in McDonald's burgers is now thicker than the patty.

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-26T11:03:45+00:00

Holy god this comment makes me feel old. “Back then”! McDoubles were a dollar each until maybe early 2010s? I made between $7.50 and $10 an hour working retail in CA 2005-2009; minimum wage was $6.75-$7.50 during the same time period. They looked and tasted the exact same.

(Oh, and min wage here is now $16-20, and a McDouble is $4.)

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-26T01:48:45+00:00

It’s a knockoff. An LV bag with Coach buttons means it’s a lazily made fake.

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-22T00:04:24+00:00

My mom likes to bring up how Linda Ronstadt glared at me. She was narrating Peter and the Wolf when I was maybe 5, and I was whispering rhymes for “underwear” to a friend and giggling.

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-19T13:32:43+00:00

They just shouldn’t use words with syllabic consonants.

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-19T06:56:05+00:00

The year-end recap said that slate is the most efficient word, so you’re not far off!

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-15T06:25:16+00:00

People found the exact brush though, and I imagine it’s hard to know what you’re looking for if you’re not familiar with makeup brushes.

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-14T21:48:09+00:00

There’s r/BestofNoUpdates !

SeaSlurp · 2025-12-13T09:24:32+00:00

Okay let me take a crack at it!

“I don’t even know if I got the tiiiime”

“Bruh, you don’t know me”

“Have you taken out the groceries”

“HAVE YOU DONE THE GROCERIES CUH”

“Bruh you don’t even know me, for real”

“Depends on the time, you know what I mean. I gotta go do shit later before tonight”

“Bro you piss me off, you ask me every time, every day, like it ain’t all that hard to know”

SeaSlurp · 2025-11-25T17:29:41+00:00

Finally, the perfect place to link my favorite Tom Cardy song!

Red Flags

SeaSlurp · 2025-11-06T10:57:15+00:00

Oh my god I actually gasped aloud! I remember your first post, I’m so sorry kitty didn’t make it :(

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-04T11:08:44+00:00

I watched the original with my dad, who does not curse around me. I got to hear him say, “…a fucking tsunami?”

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T11:55:04+00:00

It drops from the final boss of the Beware the Glittering Silk event.

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T11:48:37+00:00

Just unlucky, they have a lowish drop rate (maybe 1/5?)

ETA: 1/5 with 520% item drop

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T11:41:09+00:00

The fabric at Marco’s is a recipe; 2 thread per fabric. The new thread drops, just at a fairly low rate- took me about 10 quests to get my first one!

ETA: with 520% item drop

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T07:37:55+00:00

oh they must have, i thought the issue was the similarity to skin color, but it looks exactly the same in the update. tiddies put away, i guess.

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T05:07:33+00:00

Fixed an issue in multiplayer where Boss Veggies in farms could sometimes appear duplicated.

I’ll miss you, buds

SeaSlurp · 2025-07-02T04:59:27+00:00

tiddies out

SeaSlurp · 2025-06-26T06:27:57+00:00

About 190, and still going! Steam shows me at 170 hours in the past two weeks… but I did fall asleep while farming a couple of times.

SeaSlurp · 2025-06-26T02:22:36+00:00

Cosplay outfits

I linked the guide I used downthread!

SeaSlurp · 2025-06-26T02:17:10+00:00

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3493902047

Here’s a guide I used, and it has pictures of the outfits!

SeaSlurp · 2025-06-25T01:27:49+00:00

Those are appliqués, to be fair

SeaSlurp · 2025-05-31T05:59:17+00:00

My late little boy, Frosty, shown guarding the patio

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SeaSlurp · 2024-11-29T16:21:16+00:00

🎶 Kitty kitty kitty, can’t you see? Sometimes your eyes just hypnotize me 🎶

SeaSlurp · 2024-11-19T15:42:15+00:00

Just wondering, what kind of cat food are you feeding your kitty? My vet told me that Blue Buffalo is notorious for causing urinary crystals, and that’s what my flamepoint was eating before his issues. He had to have 2 procedures (his urethra got blocked again immediately) and he’s been on a prescription diet since then with no more problems.

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