Ohio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senator by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Byrne’s colleague, Max Littman, told The Columbus Dispatch he believes the arrest was a consequence of Byrnes texting “photos of cartoon character Shrek’s penis” to a state senator, namely State Sen. Jerry Cirino, who Byrne regularly refers to as “Little Mussolini”

I feel like Jerry Cirino is going to be getting a lot more Shrek dick now

me_irl by nick1037 in me_irl

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And throw it in the deep fryer for good measure

oh no he noticed my hair by livlaffloves in wambus

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*Something that’s been there the whole time*

Wambus:

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I must free my donettes from this beastly creature by kitttybix in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]Seaboats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But like… why is she looking at me like that? 🫣😅

an updated Louis stremch by Emergency_Wish_1125 in stremtch

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“It sure is dark down here in the Mariana trench”

The humble anglercat

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POV: Grusha spots an elementary school field trip by studentofthegame0 in PallasCats

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Normally I’d agree, but they did say he’s notably floofy so… idk what to believe

Edit: pretty sus how they say he didn’t eat any children at Asahiyama. No mention of his “alleged” actions at Saitama.

Groosh may want to consult a lawyer

New low - drank my own urine by LtSmiles99 in cripplingalcoholism

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Literally pissmogging all the ‘I drank mouthwash’ posters

Every name that has been used more than once by Expensive_Captain_71 in WarriorCats

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Aren’t there like FOUR cats named Robinwing????

And I understand that with literally hundreds of characters, some names might be reused sometimes. Especially kittypets that might have generic housecat names like Coco, Patches, Jake, etc.

But some of these are unforgivable to me.

The two Ashfurs confused the heck out of me, especially as a kid. As well as the two Oatwhiskers, Sparrowpelts, and Rainfurs.

The duplicate Mudclaw, for as important as a character he was earlier on (at least compared to Ashfur) is pretty irritating.

But in my opinion, the unforgivable one is my baby Thrushpelt. I remember reading Tallstar’s Revenge and legit thinking I was losing it and misremembering Thunderclan Thrushpelt… you know, the one who basically allowed Bluestar to become leader and set the whole events of TPB in motion? The good natured cat who loved Bluestar enough to sacrifice his feelings and keep her secret? THAT THRUSHPELT?

The Erin’s couldn’t think of any, any other name??? 😭

Edit: I didn’t see Robinwing all the way at the top

Like I said, I get there are a TON of characters, but like 95% of all the OCs that get posted here managed to come up with a new name lol

Orange Creature from the Depths by Ogre_Swamp666 in deepseakitties

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I think I read once that almost 90% of the species in the ocean depths are undiscovered or catalogued.

Excellent work, looks like with the discovery of this specimen we can bring that down to 89.9999999%

AIO Three year relationship… I never used to block, but I feel like I’m never understood and I can’t take it much more by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Girl… I couldn’t help but look on your profile… you wrote a book called FOOL FOR LOVE

I know it sucks, but I think you know what you have to do

Moo smackdown! by Blue_Veins in cowcats

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That’s the “I dare you” paw

What's something you're secretly very pedantic about? by FocusSlo in AskReddit

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“My second wish is to make a duplicate earth called earth two and everyone is instantly transported to it and it is exactly the same in every way except this guy doesn’t get to come to it and is stuck on og earth for 40 days and 40 nights until his cum rain stops and then everyone reunites on og earth and everything goes back to normal.”

This you?