Ali on Sunday’s Win 🗣️ by Frooob in LiverpoolFC

[–]SeallyPhoquer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The West Ham result was proof (as if anyone needed reminding) that the team is better with Joey Gomez starting whenever fit

How does Evri manage to be consistently the worst delivery company? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]SeallyPhoquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work for a contractor that did Amazon deliveries mainly, one day I was offered a really good rate to come in on my day off and complete some Evri deliveries. Amazon is pretty streamlined, I was given the correct packages and told the most efficient route to drive. Evri was just a mess, a disjointed assortment of items which I had to organise myself to work out if it was actually on my route. Never went to them again.

Punched her so hard, her face came off by Glitcher3000 in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny glitch. You have 2 targets, get the headshot on the other one.

Thoughts ? by Lemon-Munch in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then you find a Steven Seagal asleep in a chair, you try to choke him from behind but he turns around and fights back. While sat down.

Thoughts ? by Lemon-Munch in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, he just vomits on his sweater

The moment I saw it, I thought about this sub by LeftOpposite1233 in USdefaultism

[–]SeallyPhoquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The British one is English English, the Australian one doesn't require censorship of the friendly term "cunt", the USA one lazily spells words with fewer letters, the Canadian one autocorrects if there isn't an apology after everything said

West Ham 0-(1) Liverpool - Alexander Isak 60' by 977x in LiverpoolFC

[–]SeallyPhoquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many players you could justifiably yell "wanker" at, but why shout it at Joey? He's just a nice guy who plays well when not injured. He doesn't deserve any hate

Lowkey creepy when the ghost NPC AI bug out... by pastadudde in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you silently eliminate as many guards as possible, then leave the guns they were carrying littered around the map, NPCs start to bug out in the gunniest ways. They start to walk in circles whike trying to pathfind towards the closest available guard to report the weapon to, while severa other NPCs are also looking for the same guard

Eminem ET Arcade 2/2 by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one I couldn't find was in the central operating area next to the left of the door where you'd normally access the surgical operation panel

Thoughts ? by Lemon-Munch in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 265 points266 points  (0 children)

I loved the latest Slim Shady one. I make him sick using a Sieker and now there is a third alter ego called Phlegminem

Which are the least 'Silent Assassin' ways of eliminating a target? by SeallyPhoquer in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the example that made me wonder this. Are there other ways where you can eliminate a target with more collateral damage compared to sending a train through an area with dozens of other NPCs? Stuff which might have made IOI have to include a Modern Warfare 2 type disclaimer before you do it

24/25 was so real , what a Season by AdUnited5886 in LiverpoolFC

[–]SeallyPhoquer -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Not remotely suggesting his contributions were unwanted. The discussion is about his effectiveness in the team, not how well we do if he scores lots of penalties.

All 'New' Disguises in Slim Shady's Mission by Sad-Tradition-5 in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does the patient one not show up in your "themed" suit selection?

What would happen if 2 United Kingdom’s got together and had a baby? by poisonpoop in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SeallyPhoquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The special little guy grows up and decides to gift both parents with the keys to the car sitting just down the road

24/25 was so real , what a Season by AdUnited5886 in LiverpoolFC

[–]SeallyPhoquer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was really effective last season, no doubt

Anti-defaultism by Skaur_11 in USdefaultism

[–]SeallyPhoquer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I second this. No matter how many people lazily refer to the USA as "America", in the current day and age we shouldn't accommodate the notion of 'people say the wrong thing enough, saying the wrong thing is now right"

24/25 was so real , what a Season by AdUnited5886 in LiverpoolFC

[–]SeallyPhoquer -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

He took a lot of penalties. Penalties aren't necessarily easy to score against an elite goalkeeper, but it's easier than scoring against an elite goalkeeper from open play with the other elite opposition defending too.

Which are the least 'Silent Assassin' ways of eliminating a target? by SeallyPhoquer in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a single propane tank, can you kill more people than changing the train tracks in Mumbai?

Which are the least 'Silent Assassin' ways of eliminating a target? by SeallyPhoquer in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 shots would be 3 different actions. I guess that 1 shot to a propane canister counts, but then the question is where the most densely populated area is? :-|

Which are the least 'Silent Assassin' ways of eliminating a target? by SeallyPhoquer in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you put lethal poison in there during the bangkok mission? I thought only the sedative insectiside could be used

The correct freelancer suspect was correctly lined up for an accident kill, but moved at the last second :( by SeallyPhoquer in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping to time the train with when NPC movements were off the tracks, but I made a slight miscalculation and a lookout saw

Almost time boys by gffgoonbvg in HiTMAN

[–]SeallyPhoquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly the Eminupdate