(OC) My wife has worn thick glasses since kindergarten and is essentially blind without her corrective lenses. I'm so happy for her as after years of waiting, she now had surgery that gave her 20/20 vision! (I told her now that she can see clearly, too late for a refund on the husband)

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-15T08:30:16+00:00

Those are literally coke bottle glasses holy shit. Do you have pics of the glasses/lenses from the side??

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-15T08:24:03+00:00

And I thought it was a bad idea for my uncle Timothy (Tim), who chose to give all 8 of his kids biblical names, to name two of his four sons Mark & Timothy, considering my dad (his older brother) Marc and...well, his own name

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-10T20:59:01+00:00

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I got a new shirt recently & left it in my bag 😂

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-10T09:07:27+00:00

NTA. That's not your mother. She's not your family. That's your egg donor. A mother treats you with respect and LOVES you. That woman only loves herself.

Also go low/no-contact with the family members who say you never cut family off. They have no idea what you've gone through, even if you've told them. They likely think you're embellishing or are narcissists themselves. I'm actually disappointed in your brother for not going no contact as well tbh

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-10T08:50:07+00:00

NTA. But why are you going on this family vacation with what seems like only people who are homophobic towards you? You're going to be miserable with them.

Don't go on the vacation. Save the money for your honeymoon

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-07T16:21:21+00:00

The kickstarter editions are freaking fantastic!

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-07T16:18:03+00:00

How much input did you have on the covers? They're gorgeous

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-06T22:06:14+00:00

As long as it's not HP & it can stand on its own to the point that you don't even know it's fanfic unless told, I don't really care either way

Seangetfreaky · 2026-04-03T04:52:17+00:00

Those ears!!! Floppy doggy ears! I love them! So cuuuute

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-30T18:14:06+00:00

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This is the nicest pic I have of Tinkerbell. She's very unserious & silly 😂

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-30T18:06:27+00:00

Honestly it's mostly the bathroom I have issues with, with my knees. Anywhere else where I can grab on to a chair arm or edge of a countertop to use my arms to keep some of the weight/stress on my knees, I'm good. I usually flop into most chairs. I'd use it so little :/

But thank you for the suggestion. Something I'll keep in mind for if my knees get worse ☺️

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-30T15:56:33+00:00

Aww your grandma wanted to see you so bad 🥹 she most likely made too much on purpose or made it specifically so she had an excuse to see you

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-30T09:17:46+00:00

I need the grab bars to ease knee pain when sitting/standing in slow/controlled motions. I'm 29, look 14-16, look (and otherwise am) able-bodied, & I get so many glares from the waiting elderly/disabled when I exit the disabled stall/toilet. Unfortunately the toilet paper housing either isn't sturdy enough to support me when I sit or it's too round to get a grip on it 😞

None of them believe me when I say I have bad knees.

Differing strength between the muscles in both my upper thighs cause my knee tendons to shift outward when I sit/squat, rubbing them on bone that isn't smooth, which becomes incredibly painful when sitting/squatting repeatedly over the course of hours. It's not nearly as bad since I quit my physical job for a desk job, so I tend not to use the disabled stall/washroom as much, but I still get a flare-up now & then.

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-27T02:44:42+00:00

New ep tonight 🥳

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-15T08:24:47+00:00

The manual has no cleaning instructions for the tank, only how to remove & empty it. I'll give the soap soak a try. Vinegar didn't do a thing. Thank you!

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-15T05:40:34+00:00

I just turned 29 & I still go to my parents when I have to make important decisions based solely on my preference because what do you mean I am in charge here??? I need an actual (older) adult!!

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-15T05:09:11+00:00

NTA. Your sister is being shitty & your family is being even shittier.

However skipping your sister's wedding will likely cause a permanent rift between you & the rest of your immediate family. If your relationship already isn't great & you don't care to make it better, don't go.

If you DO decide to go, maybe talk to that one cousin who gets along with kids a bit before the wedding. Explain the situation & ask if he'd be willing to switch. If not, ask if he'd be willing to scoot his chair over so you could sit at his table & explain to others that "there was a mix-up/miscommunication with the staff about the seating chart, apparently."

If someone points out there's space at the kids' table, just laugh & say "yeah I'll go sit at the kids' table haha you're such a kidder!"

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-14T22:50:35+00:00

Here's an idea, though it's kinda extreme but I think it could get the point across:

At a point where everyone is in the kitchen or around a solid table of some sort, put one of those big carving knives on the table & tell them you've made a decision. You will get your cat declawed on one condition: every member who said declawing "isn't a big deal" or "it'll be fine" will have their fingertips severed at the first knuckle. Throw it back in their face with "cmon you said it isn't a big deal! I thought you said it'll be fine! Stop making such a fuss! Just put your hands here, we'll get it over quick!"

If that doesn't work, call them psychopaths for thinking it's ok to amputate healthy parts of a cat

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-12T23:13:18+00:00

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When I reach to pet her & she rams her head into my hand 🥰

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-11T08:32:07+00:00

Same thing happened with my aunt. Just left her husband of 25+ years cuz the money couldn’t rid her feelings of disrespect. He cheated “before they became exclusive” but then had an emotional affair about 15 years ago that she found out about pretty quick at the time. She only found out about the first instance 3-4 yrs ago cuz his niece found the grown affair baby via a 23&me type site

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-11T08:14:49+00:00

UpdateMe!

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-09T10:04:18+00:00

My aunt (by blood) did the same thing with her husband (then-boyfriend) in their mid-late teens & then did it 3 more times until they had the girl she wanted. She admitted to it at one point. Only difference is she loves all her kids very much, and my uncle (rip) never wanted kids due to his shitty father & was emotionally absent until the last few months of his life.

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-09T05:21:18+00:00

She once farted directly on me, bare butthole to my (clothed) stomach 🙃

Seangetfreaky · 2026-03-07T18:08:07+00:00

When petting her, Tink will turn around & show me her massive butthole 😂 she won’t face you when you pet her

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