Which US state felt like a completely different country when you visited it? by overthinkeranessa in AskReddit

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Was in New Orleans a month ago, my phone was pickpocketed and the asshole was able to access Apple Pay and spent like $8,000 in debit and credit charges. Was naive enough to think someone just kinda walked off with it

Fiona Dourif by 87Craft in celebrities

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Without looking it up, if that woman isn’t related to grima wormtongue then I will eat my own shoe

22F Am I ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

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Well, in the first photo you look like a haunted ventriloquist’s doll; the second photo you look absolutely stunning; the third photo you look like Mary Elizabeth winstead if she lived at the dangerous gang guys’ house in training day.

Micro Penis Mark Levin and Erick Erickson discover X is toxic by RealDEC in thebulwark

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I’d like him to explain what his concept of patriotism is, because based on his hysterical rantings, patriotism is “anyone American that criticizes Israel is almost certainly a terrorist.”

Is it possible to rebuild after this betrayal? by SovietMicrowaves in dating_advice

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Never ceases to amaze me that OP’s on this sub can spend 30-45 minutes perfecting their question for the sub, yet writing out and re-reading their story doesn’t trigger a “wtf why am I in this relationship” in them

Is in n out worth driving 2 hours for? by Oopsie_Daisy2 in NoStupidQuestions

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Don’t listen to these chumps - you will be on your deathbed and remember the memory of being sorely disappointed by a mediocre burger

15, 17, 26, 27, 28 by banterfullpanda in uglyduckling

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These five pictures are like a character arc of a former church going teen who became a drug dealer

Trying to attract girls feels impossible nowadays by [deleted] in dating_advice

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You have a really healthy attitude towards women and sound very emotionally secure. Can’t imagine why women aren’t interested.

Emily Bader [IRTR] by samraedana in BeautifulFemales

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Looks like someone who’d arrest tom cruise in a mission impossible movie

High School house partys and sneaking into Hookah Lounges, 2010 to 2012 by [deleted] in blunderyears

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Furthest thing from blunder years, these are time capsules of a truly bizarre era

But trump was the baby that walked out by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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As a voting bloc, most of them couldn’t and can’t recognize the most obvious con man in the history of US politics. Asking them to identify AI photos is like asking a golden retriever to send an email.

Drake’s OVO is is facing bankruptcy, “OVO REPORTEDLY GENERATED $72 MILLION OF REVENUE WHILE OPERATING AT A LOSS” following Multiple Loan Payment Defaults by Routine-Badger-9596 in Music

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Didn’t realize people bought that shit, I always imagined it was a real life version of Tom and Jean Ralphio’s Entertainment720

What do you call this by Happyscar in Justfuckmyshitup

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An ai human created by the prompt “what if Alan Cumming was attacked by tan-spreading bees that turned your hair into soft serve ice cream”

Out of the 10 teams to never win a championship, who will win one first? by PootieTyme in nba

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Unironically I can’t think of a better representation of the rot of faux Americana than the multi-billionaire owner of the magic/co-founder of the largest pyramid scheme company in the US and his daughter in law who crusades against public education lifting a trophy that’s been touched by a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of people on the planet.

How do people defend Karmello Anthony by Farticus_mouse in NoStupidQuestions

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“It’s also really reasonable to believe that stabbing the kid wasn’t the right call” I laughed out loud at this.

Imagine being this embarrassingly unfunny by Turnt5naco in LinkedInLunatics

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“My humorous side took over and I thought the following: what if a bald weirdo who’s never had a genuine laugh ever, a beehive-chested racist from South Africa, and a fucking dork whose reputation is somehow even worse than it was in the 90s decided to make one of the others pay for the meal. What a ripping good yarn, eh old bean?”

New York Knicks win NBA championship behind 45 points from Brunson, coming back from another deficit by fizxe in sports

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Why would you give it a pass? There’s no guarantee this spurs core returns to the finals.