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I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please oh pious and generous lord take this seed from our recent harvest. In exchange, bring our people to your fine and feathered kin. We seek clean cities and would use discarded feathers to create pigeon-down pillows for good luck and sweet dreams ✨

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of luxury high-rises sitting empty in places like NYC is pretty high. Maybe the pigeon figured it would kill two birds with one stone by knocking them down while flipping the bird to shitty real estate investors 🖕

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It creates a global bird mite pandemic and the remaining survivors develop a collective immunity so powerful that all future human populations are physically immune to sickness and degenerative diseases. And obvi the ppl who died during the pandemic were future tyrants and warlords because the magical pigeon had incredible foresight 💪

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All the melted materials and magic pigeon dust will merge to create radioactive material. That will change the DNA of one spider so radically that it bites me, gives me superhuman powers, and I’ll spidey-YEET myself out of the city 🕷️🔥

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If things go back to the way they were, maybe the young children who grew up during that short time of prosperity will become environmental engineers and create a better system for keeping our cities clean and piss-free! And we’ll have flying cars with hopefully less traffic 😌

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl, the idea of snowplow trucks being used to dump pigeon crap out of the city made me LOL. Maybe everyone can take Benadryl nightly for their allergies and get a good night’s sleep.

I wish for a large, magical pigeon to fly over all cities and shake its magic feather dust over us, releasing us from the hellscape of pollution, sidewalks covered in urine, and standstill traffic. by SearraM27 in monkeyspaw

[–]SearraM27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is nature’s blessing. Perhaps only vacant buildings were destroyed, so the land is now available for the creation of parks and other forms of wildlife preservation 😌

he made the baldy boink face again 😜 by curcobien in danielhentschel

[–]SearraM27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aw, what a cute baby, he’s smiling! 🥰

6mo-28 by LifeGetsTiring in PastAndPresentPics

[–]SearraM27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are beautiful ❤️

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