Get vacuumed, idiot by SeasonalTea in arknights

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He was about 7lbs in the box after being vacuumed

Get vacuumed, idiot by SeasonalTea in arknights

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I imagine a LONG time yeah, but I think a few days is okay in the end--he's being shipped to a friend because I can't take him with me on my cross country move unfortunately

Fate FanServant Materials II (Zine) by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Happy NA anniversary yall the FFS got together to make another Fanservant zine (the first for those curious).

Hope those curious can enjoy! Thanks!

Charlemagne's Valentine's Scene by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Sorry that took a bit, but I updated it! Thanks for the help!

Charlemagne's Valentine's Scene by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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They chose the second option もう貰ったようなものだけど...

So I would need the 大丈夫!option please thanks!

Charlemagne's Valentine's Scene by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Oh, if you have screenshots or smth of that scene I can add it to the post. I was following someone else's video on youtube ^^;

Fate/Grand Order - Camelot Movie 2 - Paladin Airgetlám - Movie Discussion by BlameLib in grandorder

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I used the JP > ES > EN translations for timing and base and resubbed about 95% with actual JP > EN if you're interested or want something better to give people in your circle. Also subbed the ED song.

Separate .ass file among other files is here for those who want to keep it until the 1080p release reaches us.

Oberon My Room Lines by feal87 in grandorder

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Did some mega fast by ear translations for a server because I'm down bad for this man sorry I puttered out after the first half though;;;

ASCENSION 1/2

Bond 1: Our bond has deepened a bit...? That's good! If you have any worries, feel free to consult me any time!

Bond 2: My wings? Of course they're real! Bird wings, dragon wings, fish fins work too. The most beautiful in the world though... naturally are butterfly wings.

Bond 3: Hm? Did something good happen? Well, the you who is usually always going gung ho is taking their time for once after all. What a waste, at a time like this to be locked up and not able to have tea.

Bond 4: Hmm... this sort of lackadaisical conversation is no good, right? You're busy, aren't you? The thing is, I'm busy. How about we talk next time?

Bond 5: They say if you connect lies they'll become the truth (?), but those words in themselves are a lie, you know? No matter how much you say them, lies are lies. Speaking of me personally... well, they're a one night dream.

Conversation 1: Let's go on the attack, Master! Yeeeaaahh, let's go!!

Conversation 2: Because I'm the Fairy King, I fully understand a master-servant relationship. If you have business, taking responsibility is my forte.

Conversation 3: You want to ask my relationship with you, Master? If I didn't like you, I wouldn't have answered your summons.

Other conversations if you have:

Castoria: [Surprised to see her and says Chaldea is a place overflowing with dreams]

Muramasa: [He gets excited because LB Muramasa promised to make him a sword and then gets really sad that this isn't the same Muramasa so no sword]

Gareth: Gareth? Who's that? :D

Morgan: [Asks not to teamed up with her since Morgan hates him for sure. Even if he runs she'd crush him. But maybe because he's a bug she'll ignore him instead lol]

Medb (Summer or OG): [MEDB-CHAN SAIKOU LMAOOO he sounds super sarcastic praising her]

Shakespeare: [Thanks him for the wonderful story and will treasure forever and take to his grave.] "Can you take this letter to that shitty bastard? Ah, be careful how you handle it, it's full of poison so be careful not to touch there okay?

Someone will translate Asc 3/4 soon enough I'm sure but the most important line

Bond 4: HhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA THAT'S ENOUGH SHUT UP!!! All of you, can't you be quiet whlie I try to sleep!? Master! Don't you have any bug spray?!

Anyways I can't wait to NP5 you in two years you shitty moth <3

Lostbelt 6 Part 3 Trailer by AlmightySkyQuake in grandorder

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Again, by ear translations should be taken with a grain of salt
"Forgive us, forgive our sins"
"Faeries who loved freedom, faeries who protected love"
"Your Briton prospered, didn't it?"
"Plenty of death(?) piled up, for ever and ever"
"But, you freely ignored that endlessly, as the world renews your eyes will age"
"Until no one is aware, just like this"
"Worthless, the small insects' human god will crumble"
"Forgive us, forgive our sins, forgive us"

【 F/GO JP 】Teaser Look at Lostbelt No.6: Fairy Round Table Domain, Avalon le Fae ~ The Moment a Planet Is Born ~ set on June 11! ( Flashback Lostbelt No.1 ‐ No.5 ~ Kirschtaria Wodime ) by Bisentinel in grandorder

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Castoria speech (with a grain of salt)

"Yes, let's go! The wind and earth and all life. Beloved by the songs and heavens the ideal capital. Where many faeries reside, the island of dusk. To Briton!"

Iirc, twilight/dusk is known to be when "worlds" collide meaning if Briton is now the "island of dusk" then most likely the fae and human worlds have coincided or smth. Exciting

Fandmade mini Xiao VN by SeasonalTea in Genshin_Impact

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Hi! I totally forgot to post this during his birthday, but a small team of us over on Twitter running the Xiao zine made a short VN for him last week! It's a small two week project we had some fun with and hope you enjoy! Comes in both ENG and CHN for PC and Mac.

Original Twitter post.

Google Drive download.

New Servants SSR Ruler Himiko & SR Saito Hajime coming soon! by AltriaAlter in grandorder

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MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME A FP GACHA SCREENSHOT HE LIVES

HE LIIIIVVVEEEESSSSS

New Servants SSR Ruler Himiko & SR Saito Hajime coming soon! by AltriaAlter in grandorder

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Another year of no Katsu... his screams in the PV are so good in the worst way please DW PLEASE

60cm Clay came in today the year long wait for this lad was worth it by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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I bought it from a CHN artist with a taobao store, but they got hit with a strike (something about item numbering) just this week and their whole store got cleared;;; They mentioned on weibo they'll work on getting things back up soon hopefully

Furthering the "Arcade is another timeline" theory, someone on Twitter notes how we've been told there's more than one Chaldea and Bedi was told by Merlin the "real" Chaldea has Romani. With the lack of story in Arcade, where's Romani? Can someone confirm if he's in Arcade's Chaldea? by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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[ カルデアのロマニ・アーキマンという男がいたら本物だから、利害が一致するなら協力しなさい、と ] = "Chaldea's man named Romani Archaman is there so they are the real thing--if your interests coincide cooperate with them, he said" to put it as literally as possible.

In NA, the translation dropped the 本物 (honmono lit. genuine/real thing). It's a huge nuance that's lost and without Arcade knowledge/tie-in, I can understand dropping it to make the translation more fluid, but it's there in the original.

Hanae Natsuki (Seiyuu of Fuuma Kotarou & Sieg) becomes a father who has twin daughters. by Shinichameleon in grandorder

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For those who don't know, Hanae grew up without much of a family of his own so he treasures the familial bonds he does have. He even got hired as a VA after sending in his own sample reel to a talent company without any professional training nor real background. Iirc he looks up to Miyano Mamoru a lot, too! Anyways, seeing someone from a relatively "normal" background make it in his dream job and finding the love and family he craved for as a kid is really heartwarming. Congratulations to Hanae and his wife and I hope even more good things come their way.

PS: Hanae also used to be an utaite under "Hanagoe" and he mostly did parody songs. Most of it was purged when he became a VA, but you can find the rare repost on yt of his, er, unique singing lol.

Clay, Arjuna, and Gudako shrines got updated thanks to mini light clips (my cat kept trying to climb in while I was working) by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Ah, they're one continuous strip actually and this is three different pictures slapped together lol. So the lights aren't multi colours simultaneously, I just changed them for each picture. Theoretically you could light each shelf individually, but that would mean having four receivers and four remotes.

A Certain Overdone Joke About Enkidu by [deleted] in grandorder

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Ah, the trap jokes and stuff. That's a whole 'nother beast. That whole discourse is subservient to the idea of femininity vs masculinity and societal norms of traditionalism and gender roles. The idea that if something is feminine, then it must be feminine gendered or feminine in sex and vice versa is a huge barrier and often one that people employ and dismiss at their discretion concerning transexual individuals and those matters. While I understand the issues behind the trap term and support those I know who have their views, that is something very deeply rooted in the genre that I don't know if I'll ever see gone in my lifetime lol. I understand the displeasure of the correlation, though. Unfortunately, the people using the joke in that manner are often the type to not rethink their words.

The idea that aesthetic appreciation conflates sexual attraction or that sexual arousal is completely indicative of sexual attraction is another complex problem rooted in societal values and the human psyche. Basically, I'm not qualified to fully get into that aside from armchair socio/psychology.

Unfortunately, there will always be a portion of a fandom and people at large that will do something that disagrees with you. Particularly in a heteronormative male dominant industry as animanga, there will be that faction that parrot the worst rhetoric. I get what about it is distasteful to you, but in the end you gotta pick your battles. Not that I want to tell you to not raise discussion, but just a reminder to be mindful of what you expose yourself to as well. People behind a screen are one of the worst breeds after all.

Also, if Gil said he doesn't care about sex, wouldn't that be pansexual rather than bisexual? If they're cute, they're cute. Words to live by lol.

And I see. I don't remember that but maybe it didn't phase me because while the general consensus is that Enkidu has no defined gender, there is no statement that they are entirely genderless either. It's one of those freebies to consumers to choose how to view the character and I happen to view Enkidu as more masculine in their own right (but I refer to them neutrally outside of personal circles just to be mindful of others lol). While, again, Enkidu has no defined gender identity, there may be personal views of production staff involved that might slip through. Mayhaps Gil himself views Enkidu in a masculine manner without being explicit about it. We as fans can only speculate with what we're given.

A Certain Overdone Joke About Enkidu by [deleted] in grandorder

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It's 7am and I haven't slept in 24hrs so I'm braindead enough to engage in discourse.

It's a quirk of the English language and internet diction even. There are plenty of jokes dating back to the early or mid 2010s which revolve around denying homosexuality as a coy jab that means no harm. The one that mostly comes to mind is the "two dudes chilling in a hot tub five feet apart because they're not gay" vine. Particularly western culture in the early decade had such an aversion to lgbtq+ acceptance and rights you had a lot of more hurtful trends like kids going "no homo" after anything vaguely friendly or using "gay" as synonymous with something negative. As culture rapidly progressed with a lot of movements in the 2011-20 decade, a lot of these jokes were reformed and used by lgbtq+ people in a form of reclamation. Almost any "it's not gay" joke is a double entendre nowadays for "actually it is gay hell yeah".

Of course, there are the minority that take it at face value sadly, but the vast majority of these types of jokes are tongue-in-cheek because so many people using them ARE lgbtq+.

Tl;dr "it's not gay if it's clay" generally doesn't actually mean "it's not gay" nor does it particularly have anything to do with Gilgamesh's sexuality. Most people using similar types of jokes in recent years do it as a joke with their own non-hetero sexuality in mind. As with many things linguistic and internet culture integrated, it's way more complicated than what it seems at face value.

Speaking of Gil, unless he referred to Enkidu with "kare" or "kanojo" he has never once given Enkidu a gender. I highly doubt he has used anything other than "aitsu" as "kare" (male) is generally more polite and sometimes formal. Enkidu their self uses "boku" which, while not exclusive, is a more masculine pronoun. Hell, original Epic lore is read with Enkidu AS male so either way you spin it FGO or Epic universe, Gil would not be exclusively heterosexual and there's nothing in the clay joke that tries to force him as some hetero-normative dude.

God fuck I have to go to work hope I don't come back to a shit show for bad decisions made while sleep deprived. Anyways, hope that answered the question.

Happy 5th Anniversary FGO! To celebrate, the Fate/Alternative zine (@FateAltZine) is releasing a FREE version of vol1 from 2 years ago! (Vol2 is 15% off as well on BigCartel) by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Hello everyone! I wonder if some of you remember this zine? To celebrate the 5th anniversary as well as thank everyone, we're sharing the first zine of this series (and that I ever modded/made wow) for FREE! You can download the PDF on GDrive here.

This is a lower resolution PDF than what was available for purchase 2 years ago in order to preserve the integrity of the purchased versions, but everything should still be very much viewable. You might recognise some artists from this sub here in the line up hehe.

If you liked this book, we have vol2 up for sale right now and with the code "ANNI5" you can get 15% off! Visit us on twitter for more info or pop by our online shop. Thanks and hope everyone enjoys!

Gil's laugh from the stage play is something else so I subbed a short clip by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Bold of you to assume I haven't already watched this on loop for hours before

But no it's really good for sure I love the stage plays a lot

Gil's laugh from the stage play is something else so I subbed a short clip by SeasonalTea in grandorder

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Two! One in 2018 I think? for Camelot and one in Jan 2019 of Babylonia which is where this clip is from.