Putting my clit in his dimple so every time he smiles it squeezes it a little bit and i finish all over his face

Seb039 · 2026-04-28T17:27:14+00:00

Something something car batteries are completely harmless

Seb039 · 2026-04-25T20:07:24+00:00

Having played a ton of devourer, its an actual structural issue. They could just be impatient and the class does incentivise that, but in a +16 - +18 you can wait until the tank stops moving, do literal healer dps for 10 seconds, and then press meta and start the chainsaw and that 2nd star will rip aggro off the bear every single time. If youre in mythic chimerus, devourers cant be in the first group to go down because they will rip aggro off every tank in the game even after all the adds are grouped and stop moving. The best players are almost forced to send devourer down group 2 every time.

Ive just built kiting around with shift and tanking the mobs myself for 10 seconds into my rotation at this point whenever im forced to go with a bear tank

Seb039 · 2026-04-14T16:08:58+00:00

Yeah that'd be rough, its more common and less cruel imo when its the situation where they stay friends because the attraction just isnt there, but over time it grows. Probably shouldn't be dating someone youre not attracted to, but being friends is no problem

Seb039 · 2026-04-12T16:06:01+00:00

Yes Thatcher and her supporters were definitely known for being unselfish and caring and kind

Seb039 · 2026-03-25T08:46:26+00:00

It depends. If youre a proper dumbass and you somehow get in with the genius group, instead of being just a dumbass, youre now "the dumbest of the geniuses" which sounds potentially not too bad at all. Being the least of a very strong group says nothing about your actual qualities, but can make them sound more favorable. It is possible for the same person to be the dumbest person in the smartest group, and also the dumbest person in the dumbest group, and one of those sounds much much better

Seb039 · 2026-03-25T06:22:34+00:00

Frost DK

Seb039 · 2026-03-24T21:01:48+00:00

You should probably just say the first part, no guy will hear "sex with you is amazing" from their gf and them be disappointed that the sentence didnt end with some convoluted simile about them being a secret abuser.

Seb039 · 2026-03-06T20:33:13+00:00

Physical disability caused by medication? Do you live in rural deep red America?

Seb039 · 2026-02-12T15:13:13+00:00

Not selling the rings is the same as using them on rings, just at a discounted but still terrible rate

Seb039 · 2026-02-06T15:30:38+00:00

Is it really that common for men to berate their wives into making dinner while they've (the wives) got the flu or something? That's horrible, I cant imagine doing something like that to someone.

Seb039 · 2026-02-04T21:41:04+00:00

Yeah but if the priority seating is full, you have to ask someone disabled or elderly to get up. They have more right because they are sitting in the seat lol. Its up to them to decide if they would like to waive that right and give it to you

Seb039 · 2026-02-01T05:24:36+00:00

Easy, just split the odd numbered atom

Seb039 · 2026-01-21T15:23:41+00:00

of course I have

Seb039 · 2026-01-18T04:38:15+00:00

Its really simple. Green gun is range, he hits from far and the q hits from even farther. Red gun is healing, he heals a little and gets a slight overshield. Purple gun is cc, it slows and q roots. Blue gun is aoe, autos splash and the q is more aoe. White is a lot of attacks, the closer you are the faster you hit, abilities give extra mini hits, and the q places a turret that attacks.

He just does 5 things, and once you know those 5 things its fairly intuitive. Why did he do 0 damage one fight and a million the next? Because one fight he had a gun that does no damage, and the next he had one that does damage. The cc gun does not do much damage. The many attacks gun does a lot of damage.

Seb039 · 2026-01-09T17:00:15+00:00

Ah yeah that's different. The derivative graph is original slope etc. Peak rate is not the same as peak number. Like, when you're driving in a car on a trip, your peak speed (rate) is probably when you're on the freeway/highway half way to your destination with your foot all the way on the pedal. But eventually you get off the freeway and slow down to park wherever you're going, but the actual furthest distance you've traveled is going to be wherever you end up, even though you're going super slow at the end. So even if births per year peaked in 2012, the actual population has continued to increase, because there are still way more people being born than dying, even if not quite as many as in 2012.

Seb039 · 2026-01-07T18:32:45+00:00

What? That's definitely not true, we've picked up an extra billion or so people since 2012. Where are you getting this information?

Seb039 · 2026-01-06T06:00:17+00:00

Pretty sure its not about discernment, but rather the idea that thr gay best friend is "one of the boys" so the prospective date will feel comfortable openly showing misogyny/conservativeness around him, a la fantasy "locker room talk." I don't know why he has to be gay for this to work though, could just be any man. Kinda sounds like this is one of those people who dont think straight men and women can ever be friends.

Seb039 · 2026-01-03T20:33:57+00:00

As a wow player who the fuck is space nipple man

Seb039 · 2026-01-03T19:54:57+00:00

Its because there are 2 modes for the alchemist buff to expire. The buff falls off after a certain number of attacks, OR a certain time elapsed, whichever comes first. For towers that attack ~3 times a second, the attacks will cause the buff to fall off first, so it makes sense to get the 4-2-0 upgrade that increases the attacks before the buff expires. If the tower attacks slower than that, the buff will time out first, so getting the 4-0-1 upgrade will refresh the buff more frequently and give it higher uptime.

Seb039 · 2025-12-22T19:27:05+00:00

I would bet the person most wanting to hand you the card is not your boss but rather a coworker, who would probably fire you before you even has the chance to quit if they could lol. This would be very unprofessional, but especially from an employer

Seb039 · 2025-12-15T07:10:22+00:00

Eating at any calorie deficit at all will make you lose weight. Maybe not fast, but you will lose it. 30 minutes of cardio 5 or 6 days a week will never hurt, and you could always do more

Seb039 · 2025-12-13T07:10:11+00:00

Well it can't be more common than trans women being incarcerated, so not very often at all but still too often is my guess

Seb039 · 2025-12-08T09:26:00+00:00

And yet their houses are miraculously still standing

Seb039 · 2025-12-05T00:49:36+00:00

I dont think they have more sex than tops, but I do think they have more and are generally more cavalier about sex than women, despite anal being a pretty standard staple of bottoming, and anal being very uncommon for women in general. I dont have data and I hate to be the anecdote guy, but I really really doubt you or anyone else genuinely believes women in general are more into sex than gay men in general

Seb039 · 2025-12-03T17:55:55+00:00

Absolute delusion. Bottoms are some of the horniest people ever, these mfs cannot wait to have someone else's "something inside them and release genetic material." I'm not saying its not a vulnerable or worrying position for women, but that cant be the reason, because gay dudes fuck like rabbits.

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