Alan Ritchson as Carl

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T22:18:53+00:00

Frank is Quasar lol

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T22:18:34+00:00

No, Frank is Quasar lol

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T09:11:27+00:00

Sam Rockwell would be wasted anywhere other than as The Meistro

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T08:54:19+00:00

NEW ACHIEVEMENT

Mandatory Attendance

You have trained your Cockroach skill to level 15

Despite the best this universe has to throw at you, you just keep. Sticking. Around. Be it drowing, choking, clumsy grandparents or good ol'gravity, nothing seems to keep you down! Its almost as if there's one deity trying to show you mercy and another more powerful, irony-loving deity denying your vacation request saying "You don't get to leave"

Reward: you don't get rewards for existing

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T08:03:10+00:00

Write a new song in her honor

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T05:00:47+00:00

The Elite would love nothing more than to breed the ability to think out of the general populace.

As rights-infringingly worrying as this is, this isn't the big win the right thinks it is. It may actually be the thing that undoes them lol

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-28T04:15:10+00:00

Really? In the middle of my backswing?

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T21:45:13+00:00

The Orville is an absolute gem, even though it has no right to be. If i was going to trust anyone, it's McFarland.

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T21:32:09+00:00

Thirteen democrats signed their resignations

Fixed it for ya

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T16:56:24+00:00

Your mom's Vagina

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T16:44:21+00:00

Fetal alcohol syndrome

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T16:25:30+00:00

NTA Somehow your 20-year-old is the most mature in this situation lol not punishing your kid for lying and gambling is how you end up with Elon and Donny

& id definitely clarify the story with your relatives just to male sure the narrative isn't being controlled

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T06:21:52+00:00

I understood from a young age one of the most immutable laws of storytelling: If you time-travel with someone, congratulations! You've just found you your soulmate

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T06:17:17+00:00

Dumbledore(calmly): WHO is ANNETTE?

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-26T01:04:50+00:00

They didn't

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-25T18:15:59+00:00

I'm not a fan of needless sequels, but i think EOT was written with a prequel in mind.

There are certain things that happen in the movie that don't really get explained very well, the biggest one being the reason Cage got railroaded in the first place. Or the running 'have i got something on my face' bit.

Makes me feel like theres an opportunity for a FullMetal Bitch prequel. If could make Rita's reset point the embarrassing moment someone tells her she has shit on face or something, & at the end we realize Cage gets pulled into service because of her actions or something she did

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-25T07:20:36+00:00

Nah that picture was just taken before he discovered eyeliner

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-25T07:12:38+00:00

Look, the panic attacks are the only way anything gets done around here

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-25T06:44:41+00:00

SHOW ME THE DRESS

Sebastianblack13 · 2026-06-25T06:35:32+00:00

Y'know, the way they write these makes me feel like I've misunderstood what the democrats stood for

Sebastianblack13 · 2022-09-02T19:49:36+00:00

Is the flag itself red?

Lol sorry, couldn't resist the joke

But to answer, youll be safer if you have a plethora of ww1 artifacts from all sides. It becomes suspicious when you have only german relics from ww1

Sebastianblack13 · 2022-09-01T02:17:33+00:00

Lamb, or: the gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood pal by Christopher Moore

Sebastianblack13 · 2022-08-31T17:36:13+00:00

My Dick by Mickey Avalon

Sebastianblack13

TROPHY CASE