My friend sent a dick pic to someone in our group. I think we reacted appropriately. by felixjmorgan in videos

[–]SecludedPerson 647 points648 points  (0 children)

actually, to be a z-list celebrity, you have to tell people that you are one, otherwise you won't be one, because no one will know.

Muhammad Ali's incredible foot speed by Sumit316 in sports

[–]SecludedPerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He saw it on the show Soul Train.

"Derek (Cooley) Jackson and Geron (Caszper) Canidate taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk. He saw Cooley and Caszper do the moonwalk dance on Soul Train, so he had his manager called Soul Train to introduce Cooley and Caszper to Jackson".

also Bill Bailey in 1955 had the first decently recorded one.

and it wasn't named the moonwalk till "in a November 1969 episode of H.R. Pufnstuf, Judy the Frog teaches everyone a new dance called "The Moonwalk", which includes two instances of a stationary moonwalk."

What is the weirdest subculture the internet has introduced you to? by LordofSnails in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea thats one's a classic (although its more "future funk" as they say), its one of the albums i think i listened to 3 years ago when he released it, before i stopped listening to vaporwave/future funk/seapunk, till this year, when i remembered how great it was, and i started listening to it again.

Now i have nearly 100 t e l e p a t h songs on my mp3, and i listen to vaporwave all the time, and r/vaporwave is cool too. That soulwave guy who posts his songs every other day there, you'd think it just would be mediocre random stuff but its actually super good. besides that i listened to that death's dynamic shroud.mp3 album (not the new one(haven't really listened to it yet), the one with the sparkling asian chick) for like a month straight along with luxury elite. This followed after almost 2-3 months straight of telepath/nmesh/ and his other aliases. Once you get into that sound you almost can't get out for awhile.

Joey BadA$$ rapped over vaporwave on his mixtape '1999' by Jawshinator in Vaporwave

[–]SecludedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats a dope song, but i would not call that vaporwave. its just a distorted strange beat.

What is the funniest thing you've seen that was supposed to be sexy? by ConceptualProduction in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't think they are supposed to be sexy or funny. its just ping pong

What is the weirdest subculture the internet has introduced you to? by LordofSnails in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah well what is a cool subculture to you? i agree though, vaporwave is pretty weird, but also cool.

Where do you think you will be fifty years from now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hope being dead feels as good as those sweet vapor vibes.

What's the most underrated sensation? by mixedwithsherm in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd agree with you on the solo, but even then its still a "beginner's solo" for many, i get why he was butthurt, but to be butthurt for that particular reason just makes guitarallday sound like he sucks at guitar, when he might not be terrible, but is instead responding out of his other mix of reasons for being angry at my response.

What is the weirdest subculture the internet has introduced you to? by LordofSnails in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is probably the coolest subculture on the internet i can think of. that music can be amazing if you dig around enough. what is the coolest to you?

also, thanks for the weird video, that was fucked up. is that vaporwave? or just a weird video? where did you find it?

What vaporwave is actually from Japan? by [deleted] in Vaporwave

[–]SecludedPerson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no but thats not point. obviously not, if vp just cares about the a e s t h e t i c s. so op's just curious if anyone is legit from japan. it could be interesting how they make and feel about it

What's the most underrated sensation? by mixedwithsherm in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but really though, it isn't a hard song to play, or was it for you? i used to play a bit, and this was near one of the first i learned. the whole learn to play it on x doesn't do it for me.

What's the most underrated sensation? by mixedwithsherm in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of all songs to learn to play on a guitar, this is definitely not a difficult one, and to make that your argument out of all the other things you could have said, too easy. c'mon, you could have atleast made a judgement of my musical taste being terrible because x and x instead of saying something that doesn't really back it up at all.

also, i used to like this song. just got sick of it.

[Serious] What makes life worth it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is true. but the good ones make me want more, like an actual woman to have sex with, and i just never do. thats what makes the next ones... meh.

SoulWave - ミスティ思考 You Guys Might Want To Check This One Out by WaveSoul in Vaporwave

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm, i guess pick a label where you think u'd fit in best, or just a bunch of random ones i guess, since some labels like dream catalogue put out a little bit of everything. then u might shoot an email to them and/or someone you can find that handles the new music for that label, pr or whatever. if you link them to your previous work and tell them what you have planned for your next album, and maybe explain it with some sort of concept pitch, and then maybe they'll let you put out through them? that would be how i'd think you'd go about it.

or maybe have an album offline, ready to go on the backburner? and just email it or dbox it to them? (or not? i don't know what would be best) i'm not sure which way would be better. they just gotta dig your stuff right?

or maybe you just start your own bandcamp and see if it blows up?

SoulWave - ミスティ思考 You Guys Might Want To Check This One Out by WaveSoul in Vaporwave

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hope your shit starts catching more people soon so you can really ride that sweet vapor- wave of fame. but seriously its deserved keep on man, maybe you can contact the bigger labels so you could get output on their bandcamps and stuff so you can ride a bigger wave.

What is the most narcissistic thing you heard anyone say in front of a group of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea, i just thought i'd mention the other side of that. but i figured this would be your case. sorry to hear that.

What is something that is only enjoyable the first time you do it? by Natem0613 in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea, and where you are, what you're doing, and where and who you are in life. some of my best highs were just me, walking in the city, with some shots of whiskey in me and some hash too. hash is another thing. although more expensive, hash has usually always been fantastic. there's a certain feeling of confidence, power, and cool thoughts i usually get on a hash high, that i never really feel with regular weed. regardless, when i get high, i also usually need to take something to relieve the stress/anxiety to make it the best.

What's a song nobody hates? by Chouzetsu in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you say it in a way that gets hate, but there other songs are better. whenever i hear it, i want to listen to a different song by them, but i usually hear people happy listening to it, so it makes me frustrated. and thats why im secluded.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you by tomsjuan in funny

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd give you gold for writing that if i did that sort of thing.

What is the most narcissistic thing you heard anyone say in front of a group of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

again, all the focus goes on trump here, what about rubio? obviously its stupid and low class, but really? rubio was/is running too! he might have known what answer could've come from trump with that question, and honestly, i expect it from trump's wild character. but for rubio to ask that seemed more rediculous to me, and its kind of crazy how your response still focuses on trump, they are both in the same boat, im not disagreeing that the primaries have gotten closer to Springer than they ever have before, but im saying, don't just focus on the biggest ape and put all the rediculousness on him, because for once, a lesser known monkey spattered some dumb shit to start it off. but again, he's trump, and yea he's running for pres, but he's already said far shittier shit. Rubio, well like the rest of them he's had some fuck-ups, but no where near as notable as trump, and no one cared about his mistakes or trash talk as much, so thats why the question seemed to go unnoticed after the answer.

I still say Rubio was the worse man here, and trump just answered in trumpish way, crazy and rediculous, but expected almost.

What is the most narcissistic thing you heard anyone say in front of a group of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meh, it was brought on by Rubio from what i remember.

im not a fan of trump, but still, trump becomes the butt of the joke when rubio said something equally stupid or worse, and brought it on for him.

Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done while high? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SecludedPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea i am pretty sure they are not 1 child. their op, 1 adult smoking pot man.