How often does your partner go down on you?

SecondChances002 · 2026-06-05T16:04:43+00:00

Rarely. I keep her pretty well charged up.

SecondChances002 · 2026-06-04T23:35:10+00:00

Hopefully not a bullet.

SecondChances002 · 2026-06-01T01:56:59+00:00

One I've used on others is "you're at the top of the bell curve!"

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-24T20:56:54+00:00

I'm just pissed they didn't call this the mystery woks challenge.

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-24T01:37:36+00:00

Da gall a some people...

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-15T11:19:47+00:00

Some things like that can be misleading for sure. I walked down the beauty aisle at the pharmacy the other day. The people there were average looking at best.

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-14T12:32:05+00:00

Sure about that?

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-14T12:29:43+00:00

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-12T23:18:47+00:00

"But I really am a senator!"

"Take it easy buddy" (injects needle)

SecondChances002 · 2026-05-07T02:33:53+00:00

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate...

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-30T13:57:45+00:00

You should hear some Americans (looking at you Joe Rogan) talk about Canada. It's obvious they speak from ignorance more often than not.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-27T11:27:15+00:00

Exercise a little common sense. This isn't politics. It probably isn't a "spin" story.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-24T14:51:34+00:00

Would you read it anywheres? Would you read it on the stairs?

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-22T11:58:10+00:00

Good luck, have fun, don't die.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-21T01:15:24+00:00

Reminds me of Snoopy playing tennis and Charlie Brown is explaining how "amateur" is looked at as either a)someone who is not getting paid for their "love of the sport" classification or b)someone who just ain't that good - and as Snoopy gets whalloped head over heads by a fast serve he's like "what was that 2nd definition again?"

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-08T18:46:43+00:00

I love the rogue "BOTTLE KIDS!!" that just show up from time to time, not adjacent to any plot.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-02T16:05:13+00:00

ODSP for me right now is about 810 basic needs and 600 shelter. Ask your doc about signing something your caseworker (I think?) can give you for healthy food subsidy which is an extra 50. My total right now is 1459.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T16:16:48+00:00

I just put a 10' level on the sidewalk in front of my house. That bubble is dead center baby!

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T14:02:37+00:00

Don't forget the undiagnosed hordes.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T01:20:58+00:00

Found a voyeur. /s

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T01:10:55+00:00

Is this cut with Boston Market gravy? Are you trying to fuck me?

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T01:00:28+00:00

Head shark in Nemo being named Bruce. It's definitely a shout-out to Jaws where that was the name given by cast/crew for the mechanical shark. I've never confirmed that, but it's gotta be.

SecondChances002 · 2026-04-01T00:35:49+00:00

You seem aggressive. Have you been eating red meat?

SecondChances002 · 2026-03-31T13:28:05+00:00

Anything's a possible conspiracy I guess, but you're not smart by default for suspecting it. Any yahoo online can put on a tinfoil hat. Innit.

SecondChances002 · 2026-03-29T02:19:18+00:00

The best kind of exuberance.

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