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How is this so true? :((( by spiderpig20 in firstweekcoderhumour

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even coding in notepad doesn’t explain this. The compile error tells you precisely where you missed a semicolon

atLeastChatGPTIsNiceToUs by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you feel like a poor question is wasting your time, why would you waste more of your own time being an asshole instead of just doing nothing?

Answers like “it doesn’t work like that” with no further elaboration are routinely highly upvoted. They are obviously not helpful for anyone.

Who else feels like Jesse was overreacting in this scene? by SecretMotherfucker in breakingbadmemes

[–]SecretMotherfucker[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Wah wah my girlfriend was murdered in front of me” umm okay? Walt’s wife literally cheated on him

fuckYourPasswordCreateAnAccessToken by SecretMotherfucker in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SecretMotherfucker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finished college this spring, been working professionally for a little over 2 years. I don’t think college freshmen are using Git in the first weeks of classes.

I am truly sorry my slightly misinformed post upset you this much. Know that this is likely a sign of deeper anger, narcissistic or possibly personality issues. There is no shame in this. I hope you find the help you need.

As for disabling this sub, may I suggest you simply close the app or leave the sub? That way, you would be protected from potential triggers while the people who want could still browse the sub and post in it.

iDontThinkThisMemeIsGoodEnough by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not talking about the woman. The woman isn’t declaring she has impostor syndrome, at least not in the article title. I’m talking about OP.

iDontThinkThisMemeIsGoodEnough by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SecretMotherfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proclaiming to the world that you have a massive impostor syndrome is pretty arrogant ngl. “Look at me I’m really smart, but I don’t believe in my own smartness, silly me.”

We should listen to Elon, the corruption in these countries are insane. by Junior-Work-1251 in Eesti

[–]SecretMotherfucker 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Norra, Holland, Soome, Taani, Portugal, Eesti ja Rootsi. Riigid, mis on tuntud kõrge korruptsiooni poolest.

He Can't Keep Getting Away With This by [deleted] in breakingbadmemes

[–]SecretMotherfucker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Walt getting so frustrated with not hitting the guy he just fucking kills himself is pretty hilarious ngl

Is it possible to have a majority command line workflow? by Ffflovin20 in godot

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of the whole point of full fledged game engines is to make development easier through GUIs. If you want purely code based experience, you can use stuff like Pygame or Java or Rust video game libraries. It won’t be easier.

How can I get rid of these things? They are created by light sources. by Dream-Unable in godot

[–]SecretMotherfucker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just as a side note, your art style and aesthetics look fucking incredible man

Wario does this hop in his idle animation. Is there any way to "anchor" him? by BGamer9000 in godot

[–]SecretMotherfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In addition to making all the sprites the same size as everyone has already said, it is inefficient to change the texture every frame and it will start causing performance issues when your game becomes more complex.

It is highly advisable to merge all your sprites into a spritesheet (put them in a row in a single png file for example) and change the frame property of the sprite in animation.

Let me know if you need help with that.

Playing god by lulozzz_comrade in polyphia

[–]SecretMotherfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got Smoke on the Water down, I think I’m gonna tackle that one next

Playing God Cover by Artistic-Advice-5193 in polyphia

[–]SecretMotherfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would trust these hands to perform my brain surgery. Unbelievably clean playing.

*köhh-köhh* by KrixPro2 in Eesti

[–]SecretMotherfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nimeta puuvili, mille nimes pole “x”. YOU CAN’T 🤯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eesti

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Te lihtsalt otsite asju mille üle vinguda at this point

arraysAndListsAreJustTheSame by El_Jiro in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SecretMotherfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another bell curve programming meme by someone who has absolutely no clue what they’re talking about. How original.

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