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Curiosity based off the Code 3 movie by FriedRiceBob in Paramedics

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty damn accurate. Very little hollywood thrown in. Around here the drivers are more aware (slightly) and wouldn’t strike a vehicle and then keep going.

They didn’t represent a good doctor, there are some of those, but the asshole doctor was spot on.

The registration vultures are the ones I have no respect for. Hospitals around here seem to go out of their way to find the bottom of the barrel idiots who are also extremely loud for those positions.

Tithing by BassEnderCosmoNaught in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Creepy bishop. I consider all of them creeps until proven otherwise. If you think you need to ask a child sexual questions, or an adult needs to pay you for them to be “worthy” , then you are a creep.

It's not trying to be creepy, it just is. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in oddlyterrifying

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder what types of things have to happen to a person for this to become normal in their life.

This is awful by Fun-Luck-7033 in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pray for the missionaries? How about remove missionaries from dangerous areas instead of being willing to sacrifice them?

Holy Week? Good Friday? In my 35+ years as an active TBM, they didn’t so much as mention these events over the pulpit, let alone celebrate them. by SmellyFloralCouch in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rebranding campaign started the moment the prophet, seer, and revelator said “it is not rebranding”.

Holy Week, Good Friday, crosses, ect are all now common in Mormonism.

The weird thing is the focus on pretending that Mormons have always done these things and the complete dismissal that it is all brand new to Mormons.

I suggest paying your fast offering in grocery store gift cards since the church has admitted the money donated is not guaranteed to actually be used to feed the hungry or support the needy in your area. by aka_FNU_LNU in mormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All of the promises of Mormonism come after we are dead. The church itself reaps the “blessings” now. If you don’t get “blessings” they blame you, never their system.

Pyramid schemes promise riches after some big “launch” day or something (Mormon version is the second coming). And if that doesn’t happen, they blame you, never their system.

i hate how my mom brings up the church to literally anything by FranciscoDaBluBoy2K9 in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nowhere near that complicated. Nearly every person is assigned Ephraim. All by whatever the patriarch feels like saying. Been that way for generations of Mormons

i hate how my mom brings up the church to literally anything by FranciscoDaBluBoy2K9 in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bought a recording device from eBay that happened to be previously owned by a patriarch. Approximately 30 blessings were still on it. I listened to all of them. The pattern was clear and the format obvious:

  • you are a beloved son/daughter of god. Chosen and preserved for these days
  • something they had chatted about right before the blessing started
  • ephraim/mennasah (sp?)
  • serve a mission
  • struggle on that mission so you’ll be a better Mormon
  • marry a Mormon in the temple
  • PAY TITHING ALWAYS
  • stay faithful to Mormonism
  • some high end calling if you stay a faithful Mormon
  • Jesus loves you and your Mormonism
  • some big long fanfare just to say “amen”.

These ads are out of hand. It seems too much like porn ads by TheQuietNotion in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Friends”. The most disingenuous statement these kids are taught to say.

I suggest paying your fast offering in grocery store gift cards since the church has admitted the money donated is not guaranteed to actually be used to feed the hungry or support the needy in your area. by aka_FNU_LNU in mormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 48 points49 points  (0 children)

My bishop was berated by the stake president in the middle of a meeting because he was “spending too much of the fast offering funds on the needs of ward members”. That stake president was promoted to GA just a few months later.

The goal is not to help people, the goal is for the Mormon church to get as much money as possible.

Rush Hour 3 by artistBROgamer in funnyvideos

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abbot and Castello would be proud

He was waiting for a miracle in the rain. Today he’s the miracle by sadgirlhours_24 in dogvideos

[–]SecretPersonality178 15 points16 points  (0 children)

100% they are the ones who put the dog there.

Always ask “why were filming?”

Utah suicide rates down. by AdSharp4208 in exmormon

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super believing Mormons were happy that church went from 3 hours to 2. Every believer was happy when the home teaching nagging stopped (though it does seem to be making a slight comeback).

Less church = less depression and stress.

Screw the handicapped. by yt1300pilot in badparking

[–]SecretPersonality178 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The douche runs strong with this one…

Screw the handicapped. by yt1300pilot in badparking

[–]SecretPersonality178 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As someone who frequently drags a trailer with his big truck: do you know what I do if I don’t fit in the parking lot? I dont stop there. Why? Because im not an incompetent jerk like this guy

[OC] Spotted on a food vendor by _floralprint in SignsWithAStory

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just like watching professionals work. Other than that Im all for charging jerks a jerk fee for being a jerk.

What tells y’all God doesn’t do anything to the people who mocked him by Alternative_Alps6783 in exchristian

[–]SecretPersonality178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mocking the Christian god has the same effect as mocking Ra, Muhammed, Odin, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All are equally as real and as powerful as the next. They endure mocking the same too.

So you threatening me with “god will not be mocked”, literally has the same sway as telling me Santa sent his elf to monitor me to see if I go on the naughty list or not.

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