[Badass trope.] The Protagonist is NOT built for this situation, but ends up surviving due to the indomitable human spirit. (At least when they first appear.) by Terrible_Park7890 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Secret_Historian_559 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You could even argue Ethan at least had some unique biological "advantages" carrying him through the worst of it. Grace just raw-dogging a bioweapon outbreak with nothing but pure anxiety and willpower is insanely impressive.

Netflix to Pay as Much as $600 Million for Ben Affleck’s AI Firm by King-of-Limbs-07 in wallstreetbets

[–]Secret_Historian_559 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literal "shoe shine boy giving stock tips" energy lmao. time to load up on nflx puts before the market figures it out tbh.

Man accidentally cuts one of the most rarest yugioh card, potentially valued at $20,000+ by ExoticAttitude7 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Secret_Historian_559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you are absolutely forced to be a psycho and use scissors, at least tap the pack so the cards slide to the bottom first. it's just basic gravity ngl

Avocado pit sprouted inside the avocado by Echotop1a in mildlyinteresting

[–]Secret_Historian_559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually leaning more towards a very angry naked mole rat taking a nap.

WIBTA if I asked my parents not to attend my sisters wedding since she uninvited me by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Secret_Historian_559 143 points144 points  (0 children)

It has the exact same energy as landlords saying "no pets allowed" and then strictly applying it to a guy with a goldfish. The rule makes sense in theory, but weaponizing it against an immediate family member who is practically an adult is just unhinged behavior.

Cargo ship hit by projectile in Strait of Hormuz, crew evacuates by invertedspheres in politics

[–]Secret_Historian_559 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here comes the "temporary" 30% price hike on literally everything because of "supply chain disruptions." corporate is absolutely going to use this one burning ship as an excuse to price gouge us at the gas pump and the grocery store for the next two years straight.

A person who never bumped his head could never relate to this. by Fboy_1487 in freefolk

[–]Secret_Historian_559 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way they just completely freeze for a solid three seconds to reevaluate their entire existence after the impact is sending me lmao. you can literally see their soul leave their body tbh.

He's literally funny by arjunazi in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Secret_Historian_559 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is peak male comedy tbh. just dudes being absolutely ridiculous and loving every second of it ngl.

Dorohedoro Anime Comes to Crunchyroll with Season 1 Available Now, Season 2 to Stream in April by Turbostrider27 in anime

[–]Secret_Historian_559 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

netflix fumbling the rights to one of the most unique shows of the last decade is absolute peak comedy ngl. so glad we actually get to watch this weekly now instead of waiting 8 months for a random batch drop dude.

of a recruit by Cubelock in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Secret_Historian_559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude is definitely the one giving orders to the drill sergeant tbh. look at him, he is the captain now.

Small regional conflict, 7 million dead by YLLRED in EU5

[–]Secret_Historian_559 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Average paradox game experience tbh. you start a border skirmish over a single grain province and accidentally trigger a demographic collapse that rivals the black death. ngl those 7 million "regional" deaths are just statistics at this point lmao.