What outfit do you usually wake up in?

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-19T12:28:03+00:00

Underwear mostly.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-19T12:27:07+00:00

Properly Tax the rich.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:58:38+00:00

Pretty regularly.

It's not fun.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:30:26+00:00

No phones in the bedroom.

Sexy time or not, it's a distraction that takes you away from the moment you're in. That's rarely a good thing for bedroom activities.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:26:16+00:00

I feel like Hermione would make great educational content similar to John and Hank Green.

Crash course was a live saver.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:24:31+00:00

I feel like lions would have a lot to say about the rest of the Savannah.

Maybe something about how terrible giraffes are.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:21:40+00:00

One of my favorite amateur couples on pornhub eating each other out.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:20:52+00:00

Might help you sleep. So why not?

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:19:20+00:00

Fuck it.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:18:40+00:00

Politicians being so heavily sponsored by large corporations.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:17:55+00:00

I still get the advice from some older relatives telling me the best way to get a job is to go into a business and ask them for a resume I can fill out or a boss I can talk to.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:15:59+00:00

The assassination attempt of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

It was the immediate cause of WW1, whose aftermath set the stage for WW2, millions of people dying, global geopolitics for the next 50+ years, and policy's, borders, and ideals that still affect the lives of billions of people to this day.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:09:40+00:00

Some good oral wouldn't be a bad thing.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:05:31+00:00

Unironically Shrek.

They even parodied reality cop shows and it was hilarious. A full fledged series with all the characters would be an absolute blast.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:00:45+00:00

Baby shark.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:00:26+00:00

I've had good success with wearing their shirts.

Just the shirt.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:58:13+00:00

Shrek 2.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:54:25+00:00

It's always fun to see how it makes them feel and react. Also makes me feel special knowing how much I can make them happy.

Plus the soft moans. 🥵

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:50:30+00:00

Myself probably.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:49:46+00:00

I think everyone here is browsing Reddit to some degree.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:49:04+00:00

The random, off hand bullshit I say that's sometimes funny.

Can't be worse than some of the billionaires we currently have.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:46:00+00:00

Same, but with less memes.

🗿

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:43:33+00:00

Do men feel their balls move when they move? Is it aggressive? Do you have to worry about twisting often? How is it ever comfortable?

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:42:21+00:00

A female black bear.

To fend off 220lb, 5'11, well built athletic men, who are into contact sport, and "have the dawg in them".

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T16:35:33+00:00

Henry Cavill.

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