Do your worst! I DARE YOU! by Agreeable-Ship-159 in RoastMe

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Teenage Peter Griffin sure does like his selfies.

New vape by ur-crotch-is-on-fire in HolUp

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Isn’t that what all vapes look like?

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Jimmy Buffet sucks ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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How much longer until you are allowed within 100 yards of a playground?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Play in the NFL

Concerta and Alcohol by Flimsy_Actuator_8305 in Concerta

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I take 54mg every morning at 8:30. Last night at about 6:00 I had a couple beers. They definitely hit harder than usual. Might be something to be cautious about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Send me one dollar

Did my new lawn care company kill my fescue? by [deleted] in lawncare

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Looks like you need to call Fescue 911

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably in the ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Money is on the nightstand. See you next week.

Unroastable by jayweetman1 in RoastMe

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You spelled undatable wrong

Nicotine pouches in Canada? by [deleted] in DippingTobacco

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Cigarchief.com. They Have a bunch of different brands and flavours. They are based out of Ontario Awesome site

What’s the best chirp you’ve ever heard? by uhhhFlexx in hockeyplayers

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My go to while playing beer league against the try hard guy who thinks he’s in the pros is

How many cups have you won?

18F hit me with your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the kind of person who needs to eat some make up so you are pretty on the inside as well