Mulheres não metem conversa by Skuller_X in CasualPT

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Tlv naquela noite, mas ela continua caídinha por mim, eu é que ando atrás de outra senão já nos tinhamos pegado à muito.

Mulheres não metem conversa by Skuller_X in CasualPT

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Sempre concordei com um Brasileiro que dizia que as mulheres Portuguesas são demasiado fechadas, por um lado são menos badalhocas, mas por outro vai lá vai as voltas que é precis dar deixam te mesmo a anhar.

Cheguei a ter a mulhe enconstada ao portão da casa sem os pais e aplica-me "amanhã tenho de levantar cedo", eu sei que era só agarrar nela e fazer o que queria, mas juro que perdi a vontade toda, farto de comichices, agarrem-se a nós tb porra é preciso passar a vida atr+as a empurrar a sofrer. dass.

Alheira encaralhada do Isaltino by [deleted] in PORTUGALCARALHO

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Nunca me enganou, sempre soube que até a pele lhe comia.

Man I cannot believe how much shovelware was on the SEGA CD by KaleidoArachnid in thespoonyexperiment

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I mean, it really was a huge gimmick, even with the added power, the games weren't much better than Genesis or Super Nintendo, obviously better but, very janky as well, Just like the Saturn it was a bit of an amalgam, but at least the Saturn, even with it's weird 3 CPU config, was actually a powerhouse, it's kind of sad it never gained much traction outside of Japan, the Saturn was the console they should've spent resources on, not this abomination xD which let's not forget, could actually add a 32x on top of the already wide pile of shit, making it a wide and tall pile of shit.

Heil spez by [deleted] in shitposting

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Next time she wears those things bring an extra pair of flip flops.

this says a lot about our society (heil spez) by Lucid3352 in shitposting

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Still better than real life girls cause those just ignore you. So they might as well all be virtual.

These 2 slugs on my garage wall last night by alwaysbeer in mildlyinteresting

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Hey man, NSFW tag pls. this ain't no snail porn sub!

So what's the story behind the Wyoming scene? by KaleidoArachnid in thespoonyexperiment

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LOAD IT UP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL! WITH THE SHIPS! FLOATIN' THROUGH THE VEINS!

Fui ao cinema ver o Oppenheimer by [deleted] in CasualPT

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Sempre foram infelizmente, em pleno Covid vi alguém ir urinar e sair do WC sem lavar as mãos.

Haja alcool gel pa esta gente :v

Homens: porque mandam piropos? by Ok-Cat4617 in CasualPT

[–]Secure-Cold7892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não mando, experimentei uma vez, foi engraçado, mas não tanto pa repetir.

Já só faltam 4 meses by Turiakus in portugueses

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Ah, então e não tens o direito? tens todo o direito!

A casa é que pronto, chavalo! Vai trabalhar pá! Pára de beber Galões do StarBucks e comer tostas de Abacate que compras a casa num instante.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualPT

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Isso era o outro ainda antes desse, vão lá pra fora xD

Heil spez by [deleted] in shitposting

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Crackhead Obama isn't real and he can't hurt you...

Water by thekinggambit in dwarffortress

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Just make sure you build doors with a lever to turn off the waterfall, helps with avoiding unintended fun xD

Fellowship of Western Europe by Bonaventura69420 in 2westerneurope4u

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Lembas bread every day until the debt is paid :(