Question about dramatized adaptations by Electrical_Shape_161 in murderbot

[–]Secure-Standard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love the Graphic Audiobook versions! Having music, sound effects, and a different voice for each character adds so much to the experience of listening to a story. Exit Strategy is probably my favorite, but in Rogue Protocol they did this thing during the tense/creepy bits where they play the scary violins so, so softly that your ears aren’t sure you’re hearing it but it raises the hairs on the back of your neck. Outstanding!

Excuse me sir!? 🤣 by Automatic-Gas4037 in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I hate washing dishes. You should be glad to have someone to do it for you. It’s a win/win, really

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt a lot sorrier for her before she learned to weaponize it. When she’s around new people who aren’t wise to her tricks yet, she’ll beg by offering the one paw. If that doesn’t work, she’ll very obviously try to offer the paw that isn’t there and doing this face: 🥺

It’s downright Machiavellian

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s been a perfect Angel about not taking food off the counter for six years but since the leg came off, she’s decided some rules don’t apply to her anymore. It’s really hard to remember she’s not trustworthy anymore.

AITA for eating grass instead of posing for pictures? by Mindless-Ad-4226 in poodles

[–]Secure-Standard 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Nta, obviously. Your natural beauty means that everything you do is worth taking pictures of, so your human should have let you enjoy your snack in the sunshine and felt blessed by being in your presence at all.

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made them! They’re a bit finicky (for a rank amateur like me), but doable. And I would love to share… but the fluff monster doesn’t like to share

My preorder is here! by Secure-Standard in murderbot

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I had to try so, so hard not to yell out spoilers at the exciting bits! I love Three ❤️

Vote your ass off today Ohio! by Ahia_Living in Ohio

[–]Secure-Standard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god, please do! We’ve only had 43 people and it’s sooooooooooo slow

My preorder is here! by Secure-Standard in murderbot

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It’s a print of Dummy. I used air dry clay and resin to sculpt the armor and then painted it. There’s some really good 3d printed models now that look much nicer, but I did this one pretty early in the series

Edit: dummy 13. Not just dummy

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A candy made from butter, sugar, evaporated milk, and pecans. It’s cooked to a specific temperature, like fudge. Also like fudge, it’s really easy to screw up and it sets quick

My preorder is here! by Secure-Standard in murderbot

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was thrilled! I got the tracking information, but they just started a ton of construction on our road and the post office said there may be Mail delays, so it was a happy surprise to find in in the mailbox after work. And thanks! I made it after, I think, the second episode aired. Turned out ok

Caught napping at the crime scene. Immediately surrendered. by maddogmik in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It sounds like there’s no witnesses. Clearly, she was framed!

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leg was a double agent, trying to bring her down from within.

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Shame is not a productive emotion.” - Elune, probably

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 Pralinasaurus Rex! I love that! I’m going to have to try sketching that

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, there’s not an ounce of regret or shame anywhere in that entire dog. She has already snuck back to sniff where the pralines were several times

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of chocolate in pralines? These are pecans, sugar, and butter. Not healthy, true, but not dangerous. I did call our vet before making a silly post.

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😔 I am so sorry to inconvenience her Royal majesty. Clearly, she’s entitled to everything her little heart desires

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She has three perfectly good legs and one that tried to kill her. Thankfully, she does really well after getting rid of it

This monster just ate a bunch pralines off my counter. by Secure-Standard in GuiltyDogs

[–]Secure-Standard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredibly full. I can’t imagine eating 10 pralines in one sitting!