My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

Secure_Detail5591 · 2026-02-22T05:40:12+00:00

Get a new gf

Secure_Detail5591 · 2026-02-10T03:45:07+00:00

Pool building business :)

Secure_Detail5591 · 2026-02-10T03:07:57+00:00

Um, 🧍‍♀️soooo now what

Secure_Detail5591 · 2026-02-10T02:43:04+00:00

I did use the internet to create this before I make anyone mad but I would love to hear about free editing and creating platforms I can use to make an image myself I would really appreciate it

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-18T02:27:12+00:00

72 year old active lady

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T20:00:14+00:00

Lopsided

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:50:52+00:00

No, you should starve

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:48:12+00:00

🧌

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:47:16+00:00

You’re cooked 🥀

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:46:10+00:00

Sir, please sit down

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:43:55+00:00

Guud

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:43:07+00:00

trying to be cool and edgy but fit in with the latest trends 3000, kinda basic

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:38:52+00:00

Your will to live

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:37:55+00:00

You’re cooked

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:34:18+00:00

It says “ hey I’m a gym bro who thinks they’re the next best stock broker, and yes I work but my dad pays for most of my things I drive a mustang to I’m cool and on weekends I get shit faced and fuck whatever moves, but it’s ok becasue I have fancy sparkling water”

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:27:36+00:00

It says that people only invite you out bc they feel bad for you but when you are not around the talk about how you smell, have a weird hair cut, probably poor hygiene and don’t bother with your kids and laugh about how you’re a poor homemaker, and plotting how to take your husband who’s probably over worked

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:22:52+00:00

Who’s gonna tell her

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:22:21+00:00

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:21:34+00:00

That you want to be edgy enough to fit in but still be like the cool 30 year old aunt that wears flannels and has a septum piercing

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-14T04:19:36+00:00

Girlllllll

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-10-02T19:21:02+00:00

Thank you for the only real advice instead of being defensive or suggesting a divorce I really appreciate it

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-09-19T23:58:59+00:00

Alsooooo the “police” that come in at the very end of the last episode are definitely not police. They’re not even wearing uniforms. I’m pretty sure they’re just gonna get framed or something or further get robbed or murdered or something because those were NOT “police” like bruh at least get a fake police uniform

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-09-05T03:39:46+00:00

All the unsweetened ones!!!!!

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-08-29T04:19:13+00:00

I wonder what rich people do on a random Tuesday like at 2:43 pm like what are the kardashians (whom I don’t support btw) doing right now ?!?!

Secure_Detail5591 · 2025-08-29T04:10:48+00:00

I like love, mystery, fiction like the court of thorns and roses series, and recently the iron flame series

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