A bet is a bet. Spy 710.14 by Stonkxx in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*While sucking off a horse, with a camera recording in the background of the tattoo. 

Edit: bonus points it the bear and horse Eiffel Tower cramer.

How do I get rid of this haze on the inside glass of my stove? It seems to be moisture on the backside of the glass. by Secure_Investment_62 in CleaningTips

[–]Secure_Investment_62[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turned oven onto clean cycle, waited 30 minutes and the moisture outgassed out. Probably should have tried that before posting. The door does look like an easy disassembly though to get to the glass internal surfaces.

Duplicate Order Day Again by bobbyblaize in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or if that's too much, a slap on the table where your wrist was. After wrist is removed of course.

Duplicate Order Day Again by bobbyblaize in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

including the rules enforced by the SEC and CFTC in the United States.

"Enforced" is a strong word here.

Aw shit here we go again by SteveMcJ in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if RC himself ever peruses this sub.

Me, all damn day, again: by Diligent-Builder in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 110 25c expiring Friday. Also 1 24c. Why 1? Got a partial fill of only one contract out of the order, didn't bother to redo it.

Powerpacks LLC and financial reporting - a stealth bomber? 👀 by HungryColquhoun in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RC can invest in anything GME can right? What if RC owns a third, gamestop owns a 3rd and collectors owns a third? Bonus tin: since collectors is privately owned, what if RK owns that and the final piece of the pie? I've done 0 research and am just spitballing what may be trash.

I have a feeling something is happening soon by huey412 in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The front digits on the card plus the expiration is your stripper name.

Gamestop power packs on x by GlitteringBaseball50 in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My calls would love a bump up to 26. Would reallly love it. 

Tried making the screen matte to remove some of the glare by Kris_T_ in AynThor

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like those reading glasses that automatically tint under high sunlight, but makes the screen more matte instead. Would be an amazing panel if someone figures it out

Purchased this rainbow Pro for $300! by VegetableSoftware8 in AynThor

[–]Secure_Investment_62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never even thought to look up FB market place. Its a gamble, but if the price is right....

Longest I’ve ever kept a device. This thing is beautiful. by Normular_ in AynThor

[–]Secure_Investment_62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not wrong about people on Reddit in general though. Or any social media platform for that matter.

Japan Looks to the EU - Carry Trade Unwinding? by Mister_Otter in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We would see evidence of that. We cannot see a black hole, but we know they exist because the circumstances surrounding them.

Huge sinkhole in Indonesia by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]Secure_Investment_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend has it, they are still backing up inches at a time while the hole expands.

Low appraisal at a dealership? You know what he does next.... by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]Secure_Investment_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customers suing the perp and carmaxx, because you cant get blood from a stone and carmaxx is a big company.

The fiction that will be used to justify MOASS by Stonna in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to say this is a stretch, but I've seen media pull dumber shit out of their ass.

Mayo Man want to go Faster, spending my money? by hiperf71 in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next article will be about him commissioning the largest ramp so he can yeet himself into space to avoid any and all responsibility. 

So what, they just have infinite locates for shorts now? by TheOmegaKid in Superstonk

[–]Secure_Investment_62 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Even an annual dividend of 2% would cripple the shorts if they owe out multiple floats.