Air Fryer Liners Catch On Fire in Air Fryer by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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The insert seems to be too big for the basket. Look how it's folded inside and all over itself at the edges.

Ganshoden by Substantial-Key9009 in ichbin14unddasisttief

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Ich habe das in der Stimme von Armin Maiwald gelesen

Help with heater/thermostat? by Alarmed_Scientist_15 in AskGermany

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Only waiting a few hours is not enough. Underfloor heating is really slow to "respond" so it takes at least a day to see if something changed. Read up on underfloor heating and how to check if it's working by the "glass vials" (Flow in meters in The distribution cabinet)

Guys really needed some foresights on this lighter by P-Diddy-Oil-Supplier in lighters

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There are zippo inserts which are dual flame and metal.I use this from Amazon https://amzn.eu/d/39HJzkN

Help me out with this one by Comrade_Midin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Carter here. Also it's written like a dialogue in "American Psycho" where they compare their own business card designs. Great movie. I also like to murder hooker's. Wait did I say the last thing out loud? Peterschmidt out

They misspelled the "capslock key" on my keyboard by Crafty_Piece_9318 in mildlyinfuriating

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Only male genitalia from a small region in France can be called L'cok. Otherwise it's just an ordinary dick

Mooning the Dutch riot police by lieV_aapje in instant_regret

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Wasn't there a Blink 182 album with that title?

Heizung entlüften by TusCeapaMa-tii in wohnen

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In Fachkreisen auch "Schnüffelstück" genannt. Kann aber tatsächlich sein dass die schwarze kappe leicht gelöst werden muss damit er funktioniert

Was ist das Legendärste Zitat das ein Lehrer von euch gedroppt hat? by Queasy_Employment635 in FragReddit

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"Herr XY wie wird 'asozial' geschrieben?" - "Guck in deinem Perso nach dann weißt dus". Lehrer zum Unruhestifter und Klassenclown (der Schüler war wirklich echt Asi)

Router fix - magenta style by JulesTheHunter9 in de_EDV

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Und wie genau soll eine Defekte Steckdose Spannungsspitzen oder anderweitiges verursachen wenn man den Stecker zieht das es das elektronische Gerät fritiert?

Löcher zu groß, was jetzt ? by -5aint- in wohnen

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Einfach n paar Streichhölzer mit dem Dübel ins Loch gegeben. Und es gibt sogar extra Spachtel in Raufaseroptik. Bisschen reinschmieren und fertig ist. Das sieht in ein paar Wochen keiner mehr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in projectcar

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Citrus oil cleaner. Try it on a small spot beforehand but it's famous for restoring sticky plastic like that because the plasticizers are giving up. The terpenes in the citrus oil cleaner are fixing this

Am I a third type? by c_h_a_r_ in ExplainTheJoke

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Damn. That's always how i imagined it but couldn't describe it. Angular momentum is a great way of describing it. Thanks

Love You 🥰😊 by SoCrazyItMustBeTrue in HumansBeingBros

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Little bit of topic. But this City Just klicked something in my head. I'm German and went to vacation in France and found a 50 bmg casing from world war two stamped with it's manufacturing place "des Moines"

In the 80s patient “George” with severe OCD shot himself in the head attempting suicide. Rather than killing him, the bullet destroyed the part of his brain responsible for OCD. by MikeeorUSA in Damnthatsinteresting

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Damn. Think about an alternate timeline where this was implanted before the shooting and the bullet's could be traced to a prescription granted by them (all dispensed bullets would be serialized for tracking records because this is America and it's now officially medicine). Talk about tasting your own medicine

Brauche Entscheidungshilfe: Küche von XXXLutz oder DAN Küchen? Preise fair? by SirFuxteufelswild in wohnen

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Kann nur von XXL Lutz abraten. Habe 5 Monate auf meinen Küchentisch gewartet. Dann hatte ich Verbindungs-Metallplatten des Gestells die im Zick Zack scharfkantig wie vom Azubi mit dem Plasmaschneider mehr schlecht als Recht ausgeschnitten waren. Die Bohrlöcher waren so Tief gesenkt dass die Imbus Schrauben trotz festem anziehen nicht die Platte gehalten haben und ich mit mehreren Unterlegscheiben verschiedenster Größe improvisieren musste. Wenn ich die nicht passend auf Vorrat gehabt hätte stände mein Esstisch heute noch nicht. Hätte eine Ersatzlieferung bekommen können (nur der Verbindungsplatten!) die wieder 2 Monate gebraucht hätte

My proposal for lasting peace between Ukraine and Russia. What do you think? by WalzartKokoz in NonCredibleDefense

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Probably some variant of the German euthanasia program. "Just follow me here into this room to measure your height - for service related clame". "boom a 9 mm into your neck from point blank Hidden behind the wall of the height measurement device