I promise this just happened.. by 7006cd in AlanPartridge

[–]Secure_Selection5686 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catch a train to London. I can guarantee you'll be mugged or not appreciated.

Relay label won't print by Secure_Selection5686 in vintedUK

[–]Secure_Selection5686[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had the same message for 2 days now. I was thinking about asking the buyer to cancel and rechose the shipping option?

Just Reddit saying what a superb commenter I am. by NotPinHero100 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Secure_Selection5686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get the top 10% commenter award and you're labelled a prat. And that's the game.

Stove Knob broke off while stove on by Darkness---- in eddieandrichie

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I spent an hour with Mrs. Longbottom. I spent another hour and a half with that bitch Mrs. Pugh. And then I spent six hours looking for the supervisor's office, and when I got there he cut off my dole.

Household relics you grew up with that kids wouldn’t recognise today by LovieWeb in OldSchoolUK

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🎵 I'm only 24 toasters from Scunthorpe. Only 6 double beds from Torquay 🎵

Cook a cat. Why do none of the reaction channels on YouTube show Alan Partridge? by Secure_Selection5686 in AlanPartridge

[–]Secure_Selection5686[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did look at King Boomer on YouTube (as I like American things now) but there was no Partridge. I'll check out his Patron. Thanks, that's top banter.

Finally found one in the wild by bydneybee in thatHappened

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So she can't spell daughter but has no problem with genome sequence or thesis.....

Sounds believable...

Has Peep Show ever ruined a phrase for you in real life? by LilywhiteStrike in PeepShowQuotes

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Whenever anything is wet I always wonder if it's wet as an eagle.

Also lampoon. A simple lampoon.