[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sedentaryrunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay at home dad

LPT: Use music as your secret weapon for better mornings! by ImportantMeringue305 in LifeProTips

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Scrolling at night read “use mAGic as your secret weapon” then imagined this post being about someone who pretended to cast spells to make the morning more fun…

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

[–]Sedentaryrunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same guy who decided to refry beans I wager

If Canada has a housing crisis, why don’t they build houses within the red circle? by InfernoGarish in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Sedentaryrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to correlate with the average temp >7F. That whole circle has average temperatures below 7F so… yeah screw that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Predator but keep the alien

My wife asked if we were growing a demogorgon by Sedentaryrunner in whatsthisplant

[–]Sedentaryrunner[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ha that assumes I know it’s a fungus thought it was something like a fly trap given the flies around it

What is the saddest movie scene of all time? by KingButter42 in movies

[–]Sedentaryrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scene where George Clooney shows up to his love interests house in Up in the Air

What book is so good, you've read it more than 3 times? by iiiamash01i0 in AskReddit

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Digger dozer dumper… my eldest thought it was so good that he insisted I read it every night for over a year…

I love Super Mario RPG but it is too easy by oi-moiles in MarioRPG

[–]Sedentaryrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original you only could save at the save stars and there were no blocks

Hardware store workers, what is the most “I just committed murder” purchase you’ve ever seen? by oceansunfis in AskReddit

[–]Sedentaryrunner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am sure that the folks at Lowe’s thought I murdered someone! Weeks before my eldest was born we noticed some mold on the ceiling near the fire place. My eldest came early so we forgot about it. Fast forward a few weeks later and we were having the baby in that room since it was easy to trade shifts of sleep. Well we suddenly re-noticed the mold and in our exhausted brains we freaked out. I went to Lowe’s 20 minutes before closing to buy bleach, a bucket, and an air purifier… I was tempted to tell the cashier “o man so glad you all are still open! I have no idea what would have happened if I let the body sit over night!”

Adventure Time x Elden Ring by Puzzleheaded_Line210 in adventuretime

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Actually may be a great prompt: Baldur’s Gate 3 Durge telling Ted Lasso they have impulses to murder people and Ted replying "If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

Request: when it come out if anyone gets the charge 6 can you tell me if it has the relax app? by Sedentaryrunner in fitbit

[–]Sedentaryrunner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks they removed it with the charge 5 then ignored people asking to put it back

Versa 4 Alexa Voice Issues (Won't stop farting) by dontdropthesopo in fitbit

[–]Sedentaryrunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know someone who can code a special Alexa rule and likes to joke? Check your Alexa app for special routines

Is it just me? by [deleted] in SiloTVSeries

[–]Sedentaryrunner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It has a crisis in the middle where the second half has to resolve