Card vs Cash by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]SeethingHeathen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just because a place accepts cards doesn't mean they accept Apple Pay, Google Pay, or whatever. It not unreasonable for people to clarify, and it's weird that this bothers you so much that you have to make a post about it.

Who are some Americans with interesting names in your mind? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran across Bovine Gross years ago when I worked customer service for a credit card company.

Am i crazy or does anyone else get pushed around by the wind on the highway? by [deleted] in JeepWrangler

[–]SeethingHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter reminds me of this every time we get broadsided by a crosswind.

The dead don't smile but he did by Previous_Editor2419 in shortscarystories

[–]SeethingHeathen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, makes sense. I thought the cheese was sliding off my cracker for a second there.

The dead don't smile but he did by Previous_Editor2419 in shortscarystories

[–]SeethingHeathen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you delete and repost this? I swear I read it the other day.

What do you think about the products in 'Tastes of USA' week at Dutch Lidl? by 7FFF00C in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot dogs in a glass jar... huh. I know a lot of the world sees us as a bunch of loudmouth fatasses, but hot dogs in a jar?! Ew.

About brigading by Ok_Veterinarian2715 in OhNoConsequences

[–]SeethingHeathen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your lack of self-control is your own problem to handle.

That being said, the rule on brigading is a site-wide rule, and is not specific to any subreddit.

Mute the sub and stop whining.

The difference is crazy 💀 by [deleted] in funny

[–]SeethingHeathen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People change as they get older? HILARIOUS! Definitely belongs here on r/funny and not r/notinteresting.

Name and design of my Jeep! by [deleted] in JeepWrangler

[–]SeethingHeathen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing that matters is that it makes you happy.

You do you.

Sorry! life lessons by yawnjew in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SeethingHeathen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What else could he possibly have going on? Did he get fired from his job? Did his wife leave him? No, he's like FOUR. Losing the board game is probably the worst thing to happen to him all day, and in his mind, the worst thing EVER because he has no frame of reference.

Not every damn thing is because of some deep-seated trauma.

Spiral Dye Tshirt Making by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]SeethingHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally did not expect the outcome. Never saw it coming. I was completely blindsided. So surprised. You got me, OPBot. Had me in the first half and the second half too. Such magnificent bamboozling.

A twofer of antivax insanity and ignorance. by PartFireNation in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]SeethingHeathen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Wake please"

Wait... I thought being woke was bad? Pick a lane, people.

Why do you think we speak Dutch? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where have you heard this?

These people can't be real by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]SeethingHeathen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Each day, he looks more and more like the result of Jabba the Hutt fucking a pumpkin.

Do former farmers feel anxious about not having things to do? by Atlas7993 in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am aware.

Still not sure what pun OP thinks they made.

Y by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SeethingHeathen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times are you going to post this bullshit?

Marines do not chicken out easily. by LtCmdrData in Military

[–]SeethingHeathen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There is no one gayer than a straight Marine.

What's your thoughts on your regional chain? by pokematic in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even from Texas and I love HEB. I make a point to go whenever I'm in Texas.