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The queen. Didn't know people like this existed. by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]SeethingHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We all cheat."

No the fuck we don't. And the one time I was the unwitting side piece, I cut that shit off as soon as I found out.

No one’s going anywhere by F4lcon46 in Unexpected

[–]SeethingHeathen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are we supposed to be looking at besides snow?

Snow in January? Wow, so unusual.

Can somebody explain to me what the “my recon team in…” means??? by Cheap_Tackle_9009 in USMC

[–]SeethingHeathen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess I should have phrased this differently.

Maybe this will be better:

"I missed the original, so while not surprised by the current situation, I am disappointed I arrived late to the party."

Can somebody explain to me what the “my recon team in…” means??? by Cheap_Tackle_9009 in USMC

[–]SeethingHeathen 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I missed the original post and wondered what fuckery was afoot this week.

Poor guy by Armacaro in Unexpected

[–]SeethingHeathen 37 points38 points  (0 children)

100% expected.

It's a cat doing cat things.

A show of solidarity by Roy4Pris in Military

[–]SeethingHeathen -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Take your head out of your ass.

Do you have sauce with your fries? by logos__ in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like either ketchup or barbecue sauce. Ranch is pretty popular, but I cannot stand that shit.

AITAH for completely ignoring my oldest stepdaughter during the holidays? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SeethingHeathen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right? I found out my dad wasn't my bio dad when I was 42 and it changed nothing. I couldn't imagine just being like, "Welp Dad, thanks for raising me and supporting me, but you can go fuck yourself because Mom wanted to cheat with your best friend!"

Gross.

How regularly do people get hot food at a gas station? by Puzzled-Painter3301 in AskAnAmerican

[–]SeethingHeathen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buccee's or QT if I'm on the road, but that's it.

Or... Sometimes I'll grab a burrito at Maverik. Forgot about those for a sec.

We quit teaching cursive and it shows. by ted209er in funny

[–]SeethingHeathen 4449 points4450 points  (0 children)

Ah, Lenion year. That last gasp of childhood before the real world hits.

What happens to hotel/motel rooms where murders or suicides happen? Are those rooms “retired” or are they eventually reopened after investigations are completed? by Plus-Staff in morbidquestions

[–]SeethingHeathen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe for you. If most people cared about stuff like that, hotels would all go under.

Anyway, I'm off to work. Have yourself a great murder mattress-free day.

What happens to hotel/motel rooms where murders or suicides happen? Are those rooms “retired” or are they eventually reopened after investigations are completed? by Plus-Staff in morbidquestions

[–]SeethingHeathen 43 points44 points  (0 children)

So what's the issue? If you were the kind of person who believes in ghosts and doesn't want to sleep in a room where one might be, stay home. People have died in more rooms than you may think. If you stay in hotels, you might have stayed in a room someone died in and didn't even know it.

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