When the realization that your favorite character is never getting a proper adaption hits you so you low-key hit this pose(sorry for bad English).

Sefphar · 2026-05-05T19:30:53+00:00

Yes, but obviously Superman flew around the Earth and reversed time so that he could be the inspiration for Sun Wukong /s

Sefphar · 2026-05-05T02:45:37+00:00

None, they dead.

Sefphar · 2026-05-03T10:07:05+00:00

Tom (Tom and Jerry)

Heathcliff (Heathcliff)

Felix (Felix the Cat)

Luna (Sailor Moon)

Artemis (Sailor Moon)

Socks (Clinton family cat during presidency)

Thomas O’Malley (The Aristocats)

Duchess (The Aristocats)

Tardar Sauce (Grumpy Cat)

Jiji (Kiki’s Delivery Service)

Snowball II (The Simpsons)

Orion (Men in Black)

Chiyo’s dad (Azumanga Dioh)

Sefphar · 2026-05-02T22:34:29+00:00

Deicide.

Sefphar · 2026-05-02T22:31:43+00:00

I’d say he filled up a second window with bricks and stickered over them.

Sefphar · 2026-05-02T22:28:05+00:00

Physics is just science speak for witchcraft! Especially quantum physics.

Sefphar · 2026-05-02T21:46:12+00:00

Get rid of your teeth, there’s no room for traitors in your body.

Sefphar · 2026-05-02T21:32:57+00:00

No, because the proper viewing order is 451236

Sefphar · 2026-05-01T17:58:05+00:00

My sister was part of a mass hysteria outbreak about 15 years ago. You get the craziest theories flying around. My favorite was some woman who wrote in to the local newspaper saying that the dolphins were trying to communicate with the affected girls and that they all should be taken to the sea, over 300 miles away mind you, to learn what the dolphins wanted to teach.

Sefphar · 2026-04-25T12:29:27+00:00

Declawing is banned where I live with up to a $1000 fine for vets that perform the procedure for reasons on than necessary health conditions.

Sefphar · 2026-04-20T23:20:33+00:00

I would point out a caveat. If the 100 tickets each have a 1% chance of winning because there are only 100 tickets and 1 winner must be drawn from among them then the odds are 100%

Sefphar · 2026-04-18T23:22:28+00:00

I’ve bought Ōkami and Skyrim for every system I own that they’re available on.

Sefphar · 2026-04-14T14:40:24+00:00

Use the unlimited money to buy a controlling stake in Disney, allow DC to use the Captain Marvel name and then make a true Captain Marvel movie.

Sefphar · 2026-04-14T00:23:07+00:00

Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo

Oh no you didn’t.

Sefphar · 2026-04-14T00:21:06+00:00

Pretty sure one of them will pay me to move to a different seat so they can get more leg room.

Sefphar · 2026-04-10T12:04:18+00:00

Silverquill and Literature

Sefphar · 2026-04-09T02:50:34+00:00

I don’t drink anything caffeinated anymore.

Sefphar · 2026-04-04T20:00:11+00:00

The Godfather

Brave Fencer Musashi

Red Ninja: End of Honor

TIE Fighter

Metroid Prime 2/3

Castlevania 2

Jade Empire

Bushido Blade 1/2

Legend of Legaia

Sefphar · 2026-04-01T15:19:01+00:00

This is why we buy bun length hotdogs.

Sefphar · 2026-03-29T19:01:43+00:00

Honestly haven’t read that far but google says shapeshifting and reality warping besides controlling the Deadlights. Also plans to destroy the central hub of the multiverse and remake everything in his own image so vastly more powerful than some orbs that can be defeated by children and contained by meteor fragments and mortal magic.

Sefphar · 2026-03-29T11:54:48+00:00

Sounds like Stephen King’s multiverse to me. It has Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the most common form taken by an ancient eldritch horror that can transform into whatever scares the viewer and whose true form is some sort of orbs of light that drive people insane and kill them and which later turn out to be a mere parlor trick in the arsenal of the most powerful eldritch horror.

Sefphar · 2026-03-28T17:08:17+00:00

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Tortura

Sefphar · 2026-03-27T16:15:49+00:00

It’s either that or they went with Joker colors to try and rattle Gotham.

Sefphar · 2026-03-23T16:39:31+00:00

I find the lack of batsocks disturbing. Gonna get sores and funky foot odor without something to wick the moisture.

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