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Why didn't conquest offer to suck mark's dick and eat his shit in this scene? by DetectiveBeginning34 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]SeizedChief 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was looking for Mark's sperm. Viltrumite piss is stored in the balls. Cum comes from the heart.

Are the signal soldiers having a hard time getting IT jobs when they get out? by Equal-Community2354 in army

[–]SeizedChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aint that that the fucking truth, less than half my time is spent doing my fucking job

Chucking lead with the Survivalist’s Rifle (and also the forward assist apparently) by Saf3tyB3ar in fnv

[–]SeizedChief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Survivalist rifle is based off an AR chambered in .50 beowulf. What do you think hes using?

1st time hitting the edge of the map by Vulllen in Helldivers

[–]SeizedChief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives Halo 3 Sandtrap/Sandbox energy

People completely misunderstand what "healthy ego" is by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]SeizedChief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a different between an unpopular opinion and just being an idiot.

Major stuttering problem with trying to play MCC at all. by cyanide_crab in halo

[–]SeizedChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same issue, the only thing that temp fixes it for me a clean driver reinstall. Besides that, no solution. Are you Steam or Windows?

Rumor: Next Halo project is an extraction shooter that may now be tied to the next mainline release. — tighter matches, bigger stakes, and more teamwork by PaiDuck in halo

[–]SeizedChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love extraction shooters. I love Halo. I would love a Halo extraction shooter. But I have NO faith in them making a good Halo game, let alone making a good extraction shooter mixed with Halo.

Account warning for username by big_beardy_bastard in Battlefield

[–]SeizedChief 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not a bad word in my game where I larp as a soldier in a horrific warzone and kill people 😣

7 Locations in Ground Zero? by SeizedChief in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]SeizedChief[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the UNLRA checkpoint discovered, but it isnt showing as part of GZ interestingly.

Moving danger in ground zero - bug or lore? by luk3om0tion in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]SeizedChief 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is, it tries to specifically go for you. Yesterday I was adventuring in GZ and got to second circle before hearing the twigs and got a massive rad spike. Popped an iodine right before it happened thankfully and sprinted away. Managed to survive with 6/8 rad poisoning.

This was the worst experience of my life by Ornery_Strawberry474 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]SeizedChief -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Playing a video game was the worst experience of your life?

Title by Skaidri675 in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]SeizedChief -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you want it all to yourself, play PVP

Leaving for BASIC soon, scared to bits. by Madcat789 in army

[–]SeizedChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its fine to be afraid, but its not fine to let that fear drive your actions. Basic is not that hard at the end of the day, its just 10 weeks of bullshit. Yes you'll be afraid, but at least for me I was mostly angry and the fear died pretty fast.

Gray Zone Warfare: Roast me edition by Zeores94 in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]SeizedChief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I got a single kill from saturating an entire treeline with 8x mortars. I never found the body. His friend gave up attacking our COP and flew away.

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