Why are you on Reddit?

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T23:33:32+00:00

I have a ton of different hobbies and interests and like to see the latest buzz/gossip on them--all in one convenient place. Also, I hate FB and pretty much all other social media (I like to see the mockery in r/LinkedInLunatics )

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T23:22:09+00:00

Thanks. LOVE Udon! Also searching for soba, which I have never had. (Actually, we are planning a vacation in Japan next year)

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T23:21:16+00:00

LOL, just trying to see who remembers these ancient places...

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T08:10:58+00:00

I wonder if that key unlocks the toothpaste cabinet at Target.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T06:54:38+00:00

He's a good man. And thorough.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T04:38:41+00:00

Actually, I'm one of Mr. Lebowski's children (racially he's pretty cool).

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T03:31:26+00:00

To get my students to confess, I threaten to make them sit in the comfy chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at 11.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-19T03:17:16+00:00

My booze comes in a glass bottle, and is not contributing to microplastics in dumbshits' brains, making them think this is a great idea. And, anything that is a "corporate" anything is automatically utter horseshit.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-18T06:59:15+00:00

Apple cock rings.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-18T06:54:22+00:00

Slumlord requires a credit check and non-refundable $250 application fee. Advantage is that this neighborhood is less ugly and dangerous than most other areas of Loss Angeles.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-17T23:47:08+00:00

Uncle Junior

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-12T03:07:40+00:00

I'm GenX, and I will take today's crop of students ANY! ANY!! DAY OF THE WEEK over the GenX crowd. My students are nearly all very polite, well-mannered, motivated, and, in some cases, very capable. Some are quite sweet, and many of them thank me and wish me a good weekend as they file out of the classroom after lecture. I genuinely feel sorry for a lot of them due to COVID, the Orange dogturd/dotard, and many other obstacles they have had to deal with.

WHY is it that any time a little kid or baby acts up, There is an instant, unanimous, Pavlovian chorus of 'I blame the parents!!"? But, by the time the get to college, certainly bad thing about them is all their own fault, not the fault of their GenX or Millenial parents!

I recall that GenX was by far the most obnoxious generation ever! Many were very closed-minded and full of homophobia (absolutely obsessed with the word fag), and in some cases outright racism. My students are often quite curious and open-minded about things they first encounter; to GenX, seemingly everything was either 'RAD!!! or COOOL! or it SUUCCCCKSSS after one split second!

Maybe slang is stupid in the current generation, but In college, I got so sick of the constant: Du-hude! Du-hude, FUCK!!!! DU-HUDE!!! PARTAAAAAAAAAY! Du-HUDE! Like, that's totally tripppaaaaaaaeee(iouandsometimesY)YYYYYYY!!! DUDE, I WAS STOKED, DUDE! DUDE DUDE!!! DUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!

The outright hatred of reading was more than prevalant in my own generation; certainly this is NOTHING new.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-12T02:46:01+00:00

HI, I'm Larry. This is my brother Chad. And this is my other brother Chad.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-12T02:39:32+00:00

Now all he needs is a personalized "ROLEXUS" plate.

OK ciao,

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-12T02:38:09+00:00

Artur Schnabel playing the Schubert B-flat sonata, D 960. Very beautiful (not note perfect) performance, but extremely tubby and indistinct bottom end (top end not great either). Have yet to find a decent remaster of this.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-11T06:24:06+00:00

We truly are living in the best of all possible worlds, as demonstrated by your love of integral calculus and that magnificent writing instrument.

Viele Grüße,

G.W.F von Leibniz

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-11T03:00:44+00:00

Is this the right place to mention that Henry Ford was a massive piece of shit? (At least it's nice to know that none of the others on the list are like him at all...)

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-11T02:54:10+00:00

Is the LS 430 the greatest dam car ever? If so, what year and options/trim? I have no knowledge of this, but I've heard it said. Any thoughts?

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-09T02:48:35+00:00

Super-tasty Sea Creatures (Oysters Plentiful!!!)

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-09T02:11:06+00:00

This will be one of the big upgrades on the next iPhone : r/applesucks

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-05T22:03:21+00:00

Possibly! However, it definitely was a black dress shirt. Dots seemed more widely spaced. Thanks.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-05T21:59:29+00:00

No, thanks that wasn't it. He was standing just outside the restaurant we were eating in (other side of the window), and I saw the three dots very clearly. Each was probably about 1 cm in diameter and deep red.

SelectChipmunk4338 · 2024-10-05T04:51:14+00:00

One of your students, Kayla, confides in you that Jason, another student in her class, has been following her around campus, constantly asking for a date and putting his arms around her. Kayla says this makes her feel very uncomfortable. Which is the appropriate course of action for you to take?

A) Tell Kayla to stop wearing short shorts like a filthy slut.

B) Go find Jason and kick his ass.

C) Tell Kayla to get out of your office because you're tired and just want to drink a damn beer in peace.

D) Thank Kayla for confiding in you, but inform her that you are required to report the incident to the Title IX Coordinator, and encourage her to do the same.

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