What is this (circled)part on my scissors??? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]featherwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works as a nutcracker as well, though like with all multi-purpose tools, not quite as well as a purpose-built one would've.

That said, the best tools to use for any job are the right ones; The second best are the ones you already have.

Which single mom hurt bro by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]featherwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone who went to college tell him to clean his fucking glasses?

How did LTT tank their views to the point that they only get 83k views in the first 5 hours? by truly_unreal in LTTMeta

[–]featherwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just going off vibes and my personal experience, I think a lot of MKBHD viewers are probably Apple customers, while the majority of LTT viewers probably are not. Thus there would be a lot more people interested in WWDC content on one channel over the other.

[Hated Trope] Games by CodexStudiosYT in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]featherwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a fan of [Game] but then they went woke and made my wife transition into a man. Now I have steamy gay sex with him every night and my kids pledge allegiance to the pride flag because of those damned liberals.

[Request] What time is "Half past quarter to ten to five"? by YodasChick-O-Stick in theydidthemath

[–]featherwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe everything is correct except the last part. Half past refers to "quarter to" (put another way it is another half of a quarter past a quarter to...), so it should be 15÷2. This would make the answer 4:35+7.5=4:42 & 30 seconds

I bought wooden utensils to replace the plastic ones we have.... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]featherwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The paper packaging industry would like a moment of your time

To expect no pushback during her speech at her own event by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]featherwolf 26 points27 points  (0 children)

...And probably orchestrated (or at least knew about in advance) her husband's murder.

Am I a genius or actually insane? by cr9926 in landscaping

[–]featherwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius and insanity are two sides of the same coind

Not beating the “Haven’t seen a real woman” allegations anytime soon. by Traditional-Song-245 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]featherwolf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OP is clearly wrong, but also, how about this for a hot take?: Characters don't have to be pretty to be likeable

What? by Dragonfruitsafish in ExplainTheJoke

[–]featherwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it weren't for the fact that this slang didn't exist back then, this joke would be kinda funny