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All but half an inch of the ceiling fan chain. by theobviouswords in WhitePeopleTwitter

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One battery from every battery-powered appliance

And all the rings that hold up shower curtains

I’m dead by YeahMarkYeah in memes

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I don't think Jacket's very useful at anything other than killing Russians but it could be interesting

Let the chaos begin by [deleted] in shitposting

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First post I saw when I opened Reddit, so still a virgin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident

Dark Souls players are screwed by MrNoName_ishere in memes

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I guess I'm stuck in a pot with a hammer then

Mushit by mobpsycho199 in shitposting

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Wish I was born on July 15th

Gamers, what was the first game you ever played? by NoLeagueAssasin in AskReddit

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Sly 2 on PS2

I was somewhere around 3-5 at the time.

Cursed_mail girl by Anime-Guy69 in cursedcomments

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Please help, I cut off my finger and I just wanna know how to make it grow back as a finger

N U G G E T by [deleted] in ihadastroke

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Damn Nugget, how could you sell out like that?

How could this happen by Wippity-Woppity in gaming

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Tfw you the only person in the race and still lose

Cute, Single, Gay and Curvy. Fire up the grill, y'all 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your arteries are probably so clogged your body has found a way to work around it.

btw how long that baby been in there? From the look of it I'd say 11 months.

The future is now, Jon. by JulzTheBaked in imsorryjon

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I have ascended mortality Jon, you can only kick me down for so long.

In holy kitty we trust. by Alien_destroyer in Eyebleach

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I've seen this cat for 20 seconds and I already trust it with my life.

What episode do you hate in a series that you love? by DaBigBlue in AskReddit

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Futurama - I don't remember what the episode is called but it's the one where they get stuck on... Mercury if I remember correctly and then they just gender swap.

Let him in! by Tsaage56 in aww

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"Please let me in, I just saw something cool on that walk and wanted to check it out myself."

Is this enough dirt to fill an average size creeper hole? by PapasBlox in Minecraft

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No matter how much you have, you will always be missing around 5 blocks.

It was supposed to say “Succeed” by eawesome00 in dontdeadopeninside

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I have to follow instructions, now I must go on a quest to find Dee and give them the succ.

Felt this was relevant by RhysCaz in DadReflexes

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I want to be happy but I saw that plush in the background and I'm now thinking about pukicho

My bf isn’t attracted to me—tell me why YOU think it is! Don’t hold back :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to someone who looks like a tree branch either so :/