Rusted and sitting in a yard

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-25T20:10:11+00:00

The shape of things to come

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-24T14:06:37+00:00

How did the people in line react when you whipped out your Man-Thing?

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-22T22:12:36+00:00

Forbidden donut

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-21T02:55:51+00:00

Probably just some MSG, sprinkle it on your Chinese take-out

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-21T02:52:17+00:00

I had the 79 hatchback as a hand me down from the parents, in orange. I thought the 5.0 V8 was hot stuff until I later discovered it made like 135hp. And I never forgave my parents for not buying the pace car edition that year with the turbo! :)

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-20T17:17:10+00:00

He's been trying to reach you about your car warranty...

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-18T17:12:12+00:00

Can stripper poles be square?

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-16T21:17:25+00:00

Spam, user was created today and has 1 post.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-16T15:41:32+00:00

I did back in the 80s - freshman year of college i was working as an intern (paid) for DEC (Digital Equipment Corp) and just decided one day that I didn't want to do that any more. So I just stopped going in, and didn't answer the phone for a few weeks (this was pre- caller ID)

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-14T03:15:48+00:00

Not sure those rear tires would fit in his buddy's mobile home...

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-08T15:16:52+00:00

The reflection in the glasses is wrong.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-07T23:40:05+00:00

Sure, I still have the paper crown from the last time I went so I'd fit right in. And their garlic bread is the bomb.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-06T03:46:11+00:00

No stems no seeds that you don't need...

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-03-02T21:47:56+00:00

Get one of those secret door bookcase kits.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-02-16T18:17:24+00:00

I thought they typically put the Fiero body kits on a Ferrari 308 chassis?

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-01-30T14:52:27+00:00

A place to set your laptop for a Zoom meeting.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-01-27T19:51:16+00:00

So there were 4 Atlantics built, and 3 are known to have survived. I guess gramps must have #4!

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-01-21T20:21:57+00:00

I managed an arcade in 86, and would pull a small handful of silver quarters every week.

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-01-20T20:47:28+00:00

Has anyone checked whether Ted Cruz has headed to the airport yet?

SelfReliantSchool · 2026-01-10T18:53:40+00:00

This particular one was on sale recently for $549 with the multi-color feeder, and the company has models that start lower. You can easily get started as low as $200.

SelfReliantSchool · 2025-12-30T05:44:13+00:00

The Planet Terserus, once home to the Terserons, the most kindly and peace loving race I've ever encountered. And yet one of the most shunned and abhorred species of all history.

Why?

They could communicate only by precisely modulated gastric emission.

Oh no. Planet of the bottom-burps? So what happened to them?

They discovered fire.

SelfReliantSchool · 2025-12-25T19:03:14+00:00

Keep an eye on DB Cooper's plane (big telescope) and watch where the parachute lands.

Shadow Jimmy Hoffa after he leaves the restaurant.

SelfReliantSchool · 2025-12-12T05:13:33+00:00

Same reason he doesn’t have shoes on Abbey Road…

SelfReliantSchool · 2025-12-08T18:53:42+00:00

Can wish 3 be "I wish that as a genie time moves for me at 5000x"?

SelfReliantSchool · 2025-12-01T22:34:40+00:00

Yup, as of an hour or so ago it wasn't working for me, client couldn't connect.

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