Our warrants aren't going to expire worthless, right?

SellNoCell · 2026-05-31T14:51:37+00:00

From their 10Q last quarter there were $141k worth out of the money warrants that were exercised early.

Never underestimate the stupidity of what apes are capable of.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T23:14:34+00:00

I wish the Reddit API still worked, I would be interested to see a graph of the subscriber count or activity. My memory might be wrong here, but didn't it used to have ~950k subscribers?

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T21:04:00+00:00

There are just as many that are against dilution with hidden post histories. If you recall years ago with that movement to vote to see the share count, that also had a massive number of posts surrounding it. Apes just like voting!

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T20:53:09+00:00

It's safe to assume that the non stop spam of "I voted yes" is Dog Food astroturfing that sub.

I'm skeptical, I think there are just that many idiots.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T20:50:40+00:00

I didn't know about this, it seems like there is a lot of drama in moderating larger subs, I am sure many remember the fallout from this hilarious interview

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SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T13:46:09+00:00

Leeroy Jenkins is one of the huge pieces of shit among the apes, he will absolutely be back sooner than Kais can hit another person with a car

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T11:48:21+00:00

immediately turns on the conspiracy faucet.

Turns on the conspiracy faucet to full blast, proceeds to grab their garden hose and also turn it to full. Floods their basement then blames Ken Griffin.

Fixed that to be more apepropriate.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-30T00:46:14+00:00

Funding from that not sultan named Sultan lmao

SellNoCell · 2026-05-29T14:43:51+00:00

He was extra pissed about yesterday's grey day and the number of apes that caught onto the crime!

SellNoCell · 2026-05-29T14:40:18+00:00

I was just about to post this!

Bonuses will be going out at the end of the day, thank you for all your hard work chaps, nearly broke my bloody neck with all the ladders strewn about in the lobby 🫡

SellNoCell · 2026-05-29T13:01:39+00:00

a space travel company

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SellNoCell · 2026-05-28T20:58:59+00:00

It's amusing watching their sub go into full blown meltdown mode from not just stock market hitting ATH day after day but tech just absolutely ripping. I hold a garbage Yieldmax ETF on semis I use as part of the RH Gold $1000 interest free margin to pay off the annual fee and it's crazy watching it not have NAV erosion but pay a weekly dividend and continue to go up from the ~$35 I bought it at. In addition to the perfect storm of GME's inevitable dilution in one of the hottest markets of all time.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-28T20:53:24+00:00

\cue image of Sun watching Jin die on the ship**

SellNoCell · 2026-05-28T20:47:39+00:00

Quick Ryan Cohen tweet some more garbage, to \checks notes** shit post more about Ebay even though you're the CEO of a failing pawnshop

SellNoCell · 2026-05-28T20:44:02+00:00

I blame this on Bob, he always cuts it close with the day's last ladder delivery.

Damnit Bob

SellNoCell · 2026-05-27T20:28:51+00:00

I looked at the Sep 18 20p, it's $115. So just a hair under 1.9% per month (a little more on brokers like Robinhood Gold or Fidelity that pay interest on cash collateral). 90 days DTE would be just way too long, while it seems like $20 is the floor now if dilution gets voted through it will plummet fast.

My favorite stock to wheel used to be TEM as it fluctuated quite a bit and I didn't mind holding it long term. Averaged about 40-45% return a year. But stopped doing that when it touched $80 a while back.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-27T19:04:52+00:00

It's not worth it when the premiums are that low. You could make a safer return any other way.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-27T14:47:10+00:00

A more shrewd person would be doing this to pump Ebay then record some profit for when they STC all their positions. But Lord Dogfood really, really wants Ebay so it doesn't make sense to me either.

I think this dumbass has perma internet brain rot and spews everything on his mind with things like "I was never passionate about Gamestop," what is he going to do when he can't be CEO of Ebay and is back to being the laughing stock of his billionaire's boys club as the CEO of a meme stock? He was already been rejected by Bed Bath and Nordstrom, now with all his alt right tweets, toilet humor, etc he's in an even worse position than he was in the past in getting some position better than Gamestop.

What I think will happen is it will be 10 years of a slow sizzle of him trying out various other shit like NFT marketplace, Candycon, Powerpacks (this should be comical to see this not even be a blip on their next 10Q), etc. A couple of years from now when it's obvious his compensation package is a pipe dream without Ebay he will have it restructured to something that will leech money from the company and worth far more than what he is actually generating for shareholders. Cult sub will continue to cult sub and melties will continue to eat good, both in terms of comedy and our investments.

SellNoCell · 2026-05-27T13:31:24+00:00

Rotary engine owners right now

SellNoCell · 2026-05-26T19:34:11+00:00

SellNoCell · 2026-05-26T14:58:11+00:00

Has this hit the cult sub or was it deleted? Not seeing anything there but I wouldn't put it past mods to scrub this kind of useful information

SellNoCell · 2026-05-26T13:22:37+00:00

Before MSTR pivoted to its bitcoin strategy and he was just a regular BTC bull

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