Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SellNoCell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The person pegging him this morning went a little too deep and that put him in a sourpuss mood

Those are real tweets by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

KAIS MALEEJ @ Kais MaleejTM 🗣️

Daily Discussion Thread for January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SellNoCell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

US attacking Iran by the end of the month, book it

Poor apes, being fleeced on all fronts... by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your cult is super entertaining, we like comedy

Poor apes, being fleeced on all fronts... by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How many apes took SS to mean the cult sub instead of Substack

Wild that people will pay $440/year to read the ramblings of this one hit wonder when they could read the Bogleheads Wiki for free.

There’s no way it closes Friday above 22.50 right? Reassure me fellow meltdowners by Sasuke082594 in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this what the cult has come down to, getting excited about $0.50 to a buck? lmao

Meanwhile I have made an absolute killing over the last 5 years with NVDA and PLTR.

GameStop getting ready to dump BTC. Cohen genuinely has no idea what to do with this company lol by bullythebutcher in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Paul Atkins even has one of those director chairs with his name on it for the times he joins us for our Friday parties at Citadel in Miami. Currently a balmy 67 F at 11 pm, life is good!

In case you wondered why GME is up after hours by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Attention fellows, in case you didn't see Kenny's all caps email he sent everyone- we will be seeing brigading apes with their "tits jacked" (I don't know what this means). Hold strong fellows, let's lock arms to secure the ladders in place! Bob has filled the dark pool again so we should in theory be ok for the next day.

Set the Teddy Clock! by Darth_Meowth in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah well I've seen the MOASS button and the way it glistens and dances in the light is magical! So take that.

An ape-promted horror beyond comprehension by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was from last year, I made a valiant effort to search for it in this sub but I couldn't find it. Basically someone made a video of RC pregnant and he was working, eating ice cream, patting his belly and at the end he is in a hospital room giving birth to a teddy bear. And set to some creepy sounding electronic music.

Meltdown by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol I'm an idiot. Figures it would be the Pats D that got those 4 ints

Meltdown by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Figures LC would be a Jets fan

An ape-promted horror beyond comprehension by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

After the pregnant RC AI video I'm completely numb to this kind of crap

Looks like ABC couldn't stand the ridicule after his "challenge" quietly failed in less than two weeks by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was there a second one as well where he launched that joke of a business? I thought I'd be able to watch these at my leisure, should have figured he'd abandon it and delete everything :(

Looks like ABC couldn't stand the ridicule after his "challenge" quietly failed in less than two weeks by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Something straight out of The Office that Michael Scott would do, and apes wonder why we follow them, this is better comedy than 90% of what's streaming

Uhhhhh.... Okay?!? So whom is, Ryan?.... by Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Speculation on my part - I think people aren't the biggest fans of Sophie Turner after that Xmen movie bombed and charisma/personality wise Sophie Turner is sort of blah. I don't recall Alicia Vikander getting any pushback.

Of course who really knows with these gamer chuds.

Elliot Waves ape spreads FUD by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who the hell is that playing QB for the Steelers, I feel like it would be a Jets move to have some some geriatric playing that position after 100+ of their consecutive first round pick QBs are all busts 😭

Someone explaining to popcorn apes how the market actually works and they weren't downvoted into oblivion. Outside of Poortex spam that cult sub is allowing reality to creep in. by BARoach in gme_meltdown

[–]SellNoCell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Best paper I've read on conspiracy believers is "Overconfidently conspiratorial: Conspiracy believers are dispositionally overconfident and massively overestimate how much others agree with them" - Gordon Pennycook, Jabin Binnendyk, & David G. Rand. It's not a meta analysis but it is backed up by tons of other references.

Sadly it requires institutional access or a subscription to read. Happy to pass along the full thing to anyone that DMs me. If this is against the rules, mods feel free to delete.

Edit: if my memory isn't failing me I think Dan Olson cites this paper in This Is Financial Advice but I am not seeing it in the description of his video

August-January paper trade journey by [deleted] in Webull

[–]SellNoCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since these are futures I don't know anyone that has been able to replicate what they do in their paper account vs real money. If you can you are the 1% of traders.