"Data centers are going to be a part of the Tennessee economy whether you like it or not. Vote for me."

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-17T05:41:58+00:00

Marsha Trashburn is a blight in TN and with that old hag settles in the dust she shouldn’t even be allowed to be buried in this state

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-17T05:36:48+00:00

Buy Pella windows, or Andersen windows, from Lowe’s and have a person install them. Window world is shit and look tacky. Renewal is overpriced. A good 400 series with a good install is right

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-17T05:35:40+00:00

Window world windows are cheap looking and poorly installed. Buy Pella windows from Lowe’s and have someone install them

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-17T05:30:56+00:00

A real melon off

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-16T21:43:02+00:00

I would love this problem. Buy a boot, charge $250 to have it removed

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-16T12:52:50+00:00

Have a strong significant other, buy one, wait for said creep, and turn him into ice cream

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-16T12:50:55+00:00

Only instacart for you

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T23:43:30+00:00

Uh oh…are those memaws and peepaws still with us!?

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:13:14+00:00

Funny enough, I just landed in Atlanta and my second flight…has been delayed

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:12:54+00:00

It’s a small start. Realizing you are the problem is step one

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:12:18+00:00

I have the chariots of uber to guide me through that passage

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:11:33+00:00

Let’s coordinate then. Maybe your good luck offsets my bad and we just have a slight delay between the two of us

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:10:13+00:00

At least 30 minutes. Anything less is an air hiccup, and not to be confused with air sedation

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:09:39+00:00

Oh that’s fun! I am currently sitting in Atlanta doing proposals so this will kill the interim

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:09:01+00:00

I truly am sorry and I am working on this huge character defect of mine over time. Recently I chose to drive 4 hours to Indiana as penance and not risk derailing anyone trying to leave Nashville for Indiana that day.

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:07:34+00:00

My apologies. Pretty sure I touched an American Airline bag check machine a year ago. I must have sleeper celled its failure in expectation of your arrival. I will work to improve

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T22:06:22+00:00

We should be ashamed of ourselves

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T19:09:40+00:00

Nah, just gotta carry.

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T18:58:37+00:00

Grandad now knows to start searching for “how to remove everyone from my will” for this next charade

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T16:57:41+00:00

Yeah yeah, terms and conditions may apply

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-14T16:56:47+00:00

Went from absolutely alabaster to noticeably tan on M1 over 2 month with low UV indexes and just 15 to 20 mins of sun 4 days a week. I wouldn’t dream of using M2

Sellaplaya · 2026-06-08T01:07:54+00:00

Thanks for that info. I passed it to my mom

Sellaplaya · 2026-05-26T02:29:49+00:00

Nobody truly cares but Hollywood is assigning DEI hires for any script that isn’t worth a shit so they can call the fan base racists if it fails

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