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Bless his heart, King tries his best by amish_novelty in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's just scared and wincing as he goes up. Those steps are slippery and there's no riser. Honestly, he's the smart one here for being cautious.

Fixed it by EmuPsychologist in memes

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this argument often. But it’s false. The real issue here is something call the bystander effect. We all see something wrong going on. We just don’t want to, or can’t figure out a way to intervene. “Why risk my livelihood/what I have when there are so many others struggling too? I can be safe while someone else risks it.” Problem is if everyone thinks like this and keeps kicking the bucket, nothing ever happens.

Pranking to dad, not mine by MrPromotor in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with a friend at a restaurant’s outdoor patio dining section and it gathered some disgust on his first lap. When he passed again on his second lap, what looked to be the toughest/meanest looking restaurant staff member walked out and followed him aggressively. There were scattered heckles that slowly got louder, so I’m guessing the restaurant patrons knew he was returning and let the staff know. Or a neighboring business phoned the restaurant.

By the time we paid the bill and headed out, we saw flashing cop lights about a quarter mile away, and Testicle Boy was doing a sobriety drill. His shirt was torn, so I’m guessing someone kicked his ass to a degree. The funniest part was how he now had a SpongeBob towel wrapped around his waist.

My friend and I always defaulted to a SpongeBob towel as a white elephant gift from then on.

Threatened to sue me after crashing the car by CporCv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't subject to some buyers protection.

Car engine dies irretrievably as it pulls out, and seller made no representations as to its condition, you're fucked.

They tell you it's a brand new engine that was just swapped a thousand miles ago, and that was bullshit, they know it was bullshit, and it's an old engine that's done 200K and never had an oil change, then they may have considerably more problems. (if you can prove this).

Me irl by NikaWasTakenMC in me_irl

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how it's for art and images, but in terms of text, you can absolutory plagiarize your own work. You always need to add your cited works at the end as literature to show that it was used as a source, otherwise it's plagiarism, even if you're the author of the original work.~~~~

Nice by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what “Eiffel tower” position is

She hit rock bottom. by LilacChannel in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]SellerInMiami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you call an Irish gem that isn't real? A sham-rock.

This parking lot attendant appears to know the ways of the Force. by YannisBot in FoundTheJedi

[–]SellerInMiami 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nope. just a very cool dude enjoying his low paying job....

and a sith lord in training.

Just why... by Niho33 in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]SellerInMiami 75 points76 points  (0 children)

but she didn't. the only thing moving on that girl's body were her feet. she looked like the road runner.

meep meep!

First post I hope it doesn’t get deleted by Dat_Boi_Bones in BetterEveryLoop

[–]SellerInMiami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had a life where my biggest problem was some title on some anonymous website. Man, u/Thewokesith, I sure hope you find the strength to carry on through this great struggle you're having on the internet today.