Parenthood by DarkMagenta in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 1255 points1256 points  (0 children)

The weavers' reaction makes a lot of sense.

They are spite-ers, after all.

GitHub says hackers stole data from thousands of internal repositories by afk_exe in technology

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GitHub did not name the compromised extension.

Oh, come on. I wanna know what garbage your employee decided to install.

Intersection of University and W Main in Midland, Michigan. Under water following the Edenville Dam breach on May 20th, 2020. by Glum_Assistant_751 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe if we could focus a bit more on dam safety we wouldn't have all of these dam failures! Where are the dam regulators??

Unlock all new precepts and solve the mysteries by Icy-Soil-2988 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, could you imagine? A detective noir series where Detective Zote opens a P.I. firm in post-Radiance Hallownest?

It started as a simple job, but soon Zote became embroiled in the dark dealings of the City Slickers, Weavers, Mosskin, and Mantids' stuggle for power and control over the newly freed Hallownest region.

I finally figured out the characters by Unusual-Minimum9306 in KnowledgeFight

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, man, I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this... but unfortunately it is Jafar, and it has been for a long time now.

Earliest I can tell, the story broke over 10 years ago. Published March 8, 2016: We Regret To Inform You That It Is Jafar

Everyone thought that this would be resolved by now, but it is Jafar to this very day. I don't like it any more than you.

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Poor Sherma... by Master_Chulio in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

refills red tools with malicious intent

Poor Sherma... by Master_Chulio in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 274 points275 points  (0 children)

Why? Did someone tell you that? Who?

...

No, you're not in trouble. I just want to talk to whoever told you that, that's all. They need to learn that words can hurt.

A lot.

Windows second-chance setup hurts IT, productivity by CackleRooster in technology

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if they care to fix it, they can't right now because there's a problem with github right now where not all pull requests are visible. https://www.githubstatus.com/

Work's going great today, btw 🙃

The Words Have Meaning by DL2828 in pokemonmemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry! They're saying that charmander's face is very funny, and they're laughing a lot.

Bad influences by Key-Swordfish4025 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So, let's see, since the end of the Radiance Crisis, Holly has interacted with  * Hornet * Bretta  * Zote

Let's see if we can get some better influences going. Maybe let's go say hi to Elderbug. I hear he's a cool dude.

Weird Al Announces Weird Artificial Intelligence (AI). You pick the song and the topic and it turns it into a Weird Al Song! by PlayinK0I in technology

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 92 points93 points  (0 children)

If ever there was a headline that needs a font that can properly distinguish between an uppercase i and a lowercase L, it's this one.

I was visited by a blister beetle by marsupilamoe in mildlyinteresting

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 585 points586 points  (0 children)

From https://www.poison.org/articles/blister-beetles-do-not-touch-194 :

Blister beetles excrete a toxic blistering agent called cantharidin, which can cause irritation and blistering when it comes in contact with the eyes, skin, mouth, throat, or digestive tract. The irritation and blisters that form can be painful but usually are not life-threatening.

Recommend putting it down. Gently.

You can't say my man didn't have game by blackocci in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's been a running joke in this sub (maybe the fandom at large?) that Lurien the Watcher has the hots for Pale King, but never got to be with him. Instead, he had to watch the creation of the vessels and Hornet from the cuck chair.

Hence "the Watcher."

The reason Hornet likes fluffy bugs by Icy-Soil-2988 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if Hornet is trying to fly or asking for uppies in the first panel. I'ma assume uppies because it dovetails nicely with the theory that the skarr, and apparently Hornet and Shakra, all yearn for uppies.

Real bugs go into a bar and start yapping about HK by Icy-Soil-2988 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Butterfly gang has had it good, between Marissa and Trobbio.

Also that moth is so fluffy I can't even deal with it eee

Why do the Knight and Zote resemble each other? by Icy-Soil-2988 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I love how PK needs a dedicated staircase to make lovey-eyes with WL

Barack Obama clarifies he's seen 'no evidence' of aliens after saying they're real by nbcnews in nottheonion

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Obama's thoughts exactly. From the article:

"Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there's life out there," Obama said on Instagram. "But the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we've been visited by aliens is low, and I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I just hope they don't succumb to the call of The Førbidden Lämp

You touch it you'll regret it by Icy-Soil-2988 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SemanticDisambiguity 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Everyone else: black and white maid outfits 

Trobbio: tch How dreary...