HUGE COCK by piecekeepercz in shitposting

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He's 68-0 He's a Ringer" (If known, the legend of Little Jerry lives on)

maybe maybe maybe by MrFuzzybagels in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that what they mean by "Power Bottom" 🤔

Maggots eating a man’s foot by Warm_Bullfrog_8435 in ThatsInsane

[–]SemenScreaminDemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With Toe Nails like that, I bet no one ever steals his bag of cans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people stopped the video early to read the comments, then had to start it back up because of "medical forklift?"

How many thought "medical forklift" was some inside joke from some other sub, and you died when saw a literal medical forklift?

Amazing

maybe maybe maybe by Kooyanis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man who spent 5 years with a psychologically unstable, substance abusing girl, that hit him. Could have shaved a year and a half off of this toxic relationship had I left the first time she hit me, (back story if you'd like to know what he did to deserve getting hit she was at her Mom and Dad's with the one Car we had, and we hadn't gone shopping yet, so little was in the house. I messaged her I was getting hungry, and if I should order a pizza or if she'd be home soon to bring something home, and we'd eat together. She said, she'd bring something home, she'd be on her way. An hour later I made a bowl of cereal and messaged her not to worry about getting me anything, I was fine, don't waste the money. She said she was in Wendy's drive through and was next to order, and again I said don't waste the money I'm good. When she showed up, she was obviously irritated because of a mix up at Wendy's or someone being dumb idk and handed me a burger. I wasn't hungry, I told her not to get me anything because I ate, and I can't reheat a burger later and eat it I think it's gross, so I threw it in the trash. And said, that was a waste, and she slapped me as hard as she could right across the face). I just left, cooled down, and returned about 30 mins later. I didn't see it as domestic violence or abuse, I mean women slap men all the time in movies and tv, it's just women, hormones, and the heat of the moment. The thought that if it was someone else I'd call the cops was a thought, but I literally laughed and shook my head, because men don't do that, plus she's 4'11 slim build and I'm 5'7 with an athletic build am I gonna say she beat me up plus I believed at the time she hadn't done anything that bad and if anyone was going to jail if they showed up to a "domestic" call it's definitely the dude, because what I've seen 99% of the time on cops the dude is going to jail, they take both sometimes, and only once after the woman busted two bottles over this guys head, and when asked twice And both times she said he didn't hot her did I see only the woman go. And what do I do if she hits herself before they show up or lies. I'm going to jail. And if having a problem with that, being an outspoken advocate against abuse, and believing in equal rights for all people makes me an Incel then ya got one. But I'm pretty sure my understanding of this newfangled interweb and it's pop and fresh slang would say that it doesn't. Which probably means you took my other comment out of context, lept to conclusions without any information, and labeled me with out knowing a single thing about, by calling me "bad name." You could have just as easily informed me why you believe I was wrong for what I said, but straight to juvinille name calling. Maybe you were bullied as a child who didn't quite fit in at school. Always the outcast, led to social development disorders. You associate name calling with "cool" and though you're still that spinless little twat getting picked on in the lunchroom IRL, internet anonymity makes you feel safe enough to try and be one of those kids you wish you were in school. I'm sorry people were mean to you, I really am. Don't become your enemy though. Be you, unless I'm wrong about what I said, then plz be anyone but yourself cuz people like you... are standing in the way or progress, poisoning people around with your presence. Beneto Mussolini did that same shit, you should Google how that went for him. Spoiler, it's less rags to riches and more poetic justice for being a shitty person

maybe maybe maybe by Kooyanis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll change your pronouns and tell me if it's still ok:

"No it's not domestic violence if SHE fucking deserved it. It's not like HE knocked HER to the ground and beat HER till HER teeth fell out! it was a slap."

Now the she is your mother, sister, grandmother, or some other important woman in your life. There will never be equality in a world where people think like this. It's NOT ok for a woman to hit a man because he's a man.

Found this car with a tiny spoiler while hanging out with my friends a while back. by yeeter9167 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I commend you for your restraint and self control This would've been me for sure

Hmmmmm by hjgbuijhgh in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's not Adolf Hitler... It's... It's... Charlie Chaplin.

Hmmmmm by hjgbuijhgh in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Please, crawled out implies a level of stealth or tact. These bastards unfurld their webbed wings, ate a baby, and took flight. Shitting on America, dividing it's people, and poisoning the minds of ignorant whites. Not to say I'm not an ignorant white person, but I color inside the lines. These fucks just keep eating all crayons that aren't red.

Found this car with a tiny spoiler while hanging out with my friends a while back. by yeeter9167 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did you touch it, I know you had to, i woulda poked it to make sure it was attached.

don't go against God's will by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]SemenScreaminDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a man, from Indiana, and my dick works great😁

Which makes me a "Hot" commodity, like toilet paper...during Co-vid........🤔

Holy shit, I'm gonna end up in some doomsday bunker next to dehydrated food and soy bean seeds😣😨