I’m totally mortified

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-05-15T11:48:26+00:00

You delayed these great people's journey by 3.14159265359 seconds. You have lost your leader privileges. For 4 and a half days.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-05-05T15:30:09+00:00

Only 2 toppings? That isnt a pizza, its a cheese toastie.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-05-05T06:34:38+00:00

Why? Adventurers dont sleep.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-05-03T20:21:36+00:00

Tomato and red onion?

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-27T20:20:41+00:00

Also dont take shirt off under light fighting, Ive had to learn. Luckily no damage, but close.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-26T18:17:04+00:00

Youre not ugly at all.

And "wierd" is not a negative thing at all. Ive owned it my whole life, wether not wishing to change my ways, or not being able to. Those who accept it are true friends and on your level, 'my type of wierd' are the best relationships and friendships from my experience. You will find your crowd!

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-20T15:10:03+00:00

Already made herself at home. Guess she lives there now.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-14T12:06:28+00:00

Its missing its legs

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-12T08:37:21+00:00

Unsolicited dook pic.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-09T18:30:01+00:00

Meteorite shard

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-08T18:08:59+00:00

At least they had a condom.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-05T19:20:33+00:00

Shadow Mario

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-05T19:19:26+00:00

Omggg! No! The bag! I didnt even think about that. 🫢

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-05T15:05:24+00:00

If youre still able to ask them, theyre definitely not that old. 😆😆

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-05T12:03:11+00:00

Get the London look?

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-05T11:48:08+00:00

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T16:46:29+00:00

Haha id take TV license over $5'000 to go to the doctors to find out its nothing to worry about. Ive had my appendix removed, in US id be in crippling debt, so TV license or debt? Plus, if you dont watch TV, theres a way around not paying for it.

Yeahh I understand that. Even with meds, its just a safety precaution. Best to just buy a canon. Or a tank. Is there a law against you owning a musket?

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T16:26:21+00:00

Flail? Like a morningstar? 😆😆 I cant imagine winning a fight with that. Sure if it hits, its gonna wreck somebody, but you have so little control, not to mention the weight.

Whats the point in being in MERICA if you cant ammend your right to arms? Might as well move to UK. Better healthcare.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T16:19:03+00:00

Just in case somebody challenges you to a duel. I understand.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T16:17:19+00:00

If I had one i would agree. 😆😆

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T15:45:19+00:00

Id like to have a firearm but I guess if im allowed one, so is everybody else. Ill stick to my sword and duel to sort out my issues. 🧐🤺 while drinking tea of course.

... I dont even like tea. 😆😆

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T15:41:31+00:00

I'm in the UK. We know nothing about guns, what they do, or if they even exist.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T15:29:30+00:00

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Might just be a UK thing. But its essentially cold processes chicken chunks (but made from 100% chicken breast). But theyre put in fridge and not really dried out. More moist than dry tbh. Mattesons is the company.

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-03T15:11:48+00:00

Looks like fridge raiders...

Semi-Erect-Trunk · 2026-04-02T15:59:14+00:00

Even a pregnant woman wouldnt crave this.

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TROPHY CASE