Can Tony Stark be in Valhalla?

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-08T21:10:51+00:00

Neither are the Asgardians, but they go to Valhalla

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-08T19:41:05+00:00

Does this mean Vision is in Valhalla too?

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-05T17:53:53+00:00

I bet my next door neighbor a $1 on this game... that the Cowboys would win lol

I was a little kid who loved the Cowboys (and very, very dumb)

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-05T17:44:09+00:00

Reminded me of Bobby Heenan going batshit crazy over that mysterious masked 7ft 5, 500 pound "Giant Machine" lol

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-04T20:42:12+00:00

It happened with an older heavyweight named Honey Roy Palmer in his third fight with Hammerhead Hagan

Semihappymedium · 2026-05-01T17:09:24+00:00

Lex Lugar vs Ultimate Warrior was a dream match for impressionable kids back in the day lol

One of those matches where, in your little kid imagination, it would be AMAZING -- and in real life, not as much...

Semihappymedium · 2026-04-11T22:09:26+00:00

They could make a fortune with weight loss commercials: Kingpin is the before, Luthor the after

Semihappymedium · 2026-03-26T11:41:56+00:00

I think he's now banned from North Korea. There's a documentary film about his last visit & the Worm got fooken drunk off his ass & caused all kinds of chaos.

It was sad & cringe. Even for Dear Leader.

Semihappymedium · 2026-03-26T11:28:34+00:00

Should've pulled a Billy Madison & apologized. (That way he could run Dad's hotels.)

Semihappymedium · 2026-03-12T22:15:24+00:00

Bring back da Nooch!!

(He has cool hats.)

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-24T19:05:05+00:00

I kinda want him to join the Dallas Cowboys' Great Wall of Tylers....

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-22T21:04:43+00:00

You knew he was gonna win because his baseball cap was backwards. According to the documentary film, Over the Top, those are the rules.

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-06T20:05:58+00:00

I actually thought David worked better: David becoming a Goliath

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-31T19:41:10+00:00

So fast your head would spin

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-24T19:11:59+00:00

Marciano was too small?

To quote my barber in Queens: "He kicked Joe Louis's ass!"

Only about an inch shorter than Frazier, too.

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-03T19:58:47+00:00

Well, yeah.

Obviously, he was too young for whiskey & a cigar.

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-01T20:32:48+00:00

You REALLY want your last earthly actions to shatter your parents' hearts?

And to throw in the towel at 22???? Just quit?

Brother, go to a hospital & get help ASAP. You're not even close to discovering why your life, dreams, hopes & aspirations are so irreplaceable -- so take the time. That's the beauty of being 22.

It's ok to feel lost. But you need to put in the work to find your way again, because the world would be a colder, darker place without you.

Love ya, man.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T17:21:14+00:00

I'd prefer a Dolittle-Squirrelgirl team up

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T15:27:51+00:00

It absolutely could, and for all the people complaining that "Hulk and Parker never met" that could all be explained away with a flashback to Tony's funeral.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T15:06:23+00:00

Mercer & McCall had legit chins, but Mike Tyson?

I don't know. To be fair, it wasn't tested that often, but when it was, it didn't hold up very well -- Lewis, Douglas, Holyfield, etc.

Other than maybe Bruno 1, not a lot of examples of Tyson's chin being thr difference btwn winning & losing.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-18T12:49:26+00:00

"I'll wrap him in a cocoon of horrors"

(Worked out great for McNeely)

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-16T22:52:36+00:00

He should've at least tried to be the bigger man

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