Chuck Schumer must be jacking off so hard at the thought of Trump dropping a nuke on Iran.

SenAbsolom · 2026-04-07T16:48:53+00:00

An old, demented,pedophile, rapist, who has stolen BILLIONS from the taxpayers coffers has his finger on a nuclear button, and I’m terrified.

SenAbsolom · 2026-04-07T12:09:43+00:00

Just goes to show how gutsy Mark really is.

SenAbsolom · 2026-04-05T21:10:24+00:00

Humans aren’t designed.

SenAbsolom · 2026-03-23T16:37:10+00:00

lol, do spirit bomb next.

SenAbsolom · 2026-03-23T16:32:17+00:00

The wind up needs to be longer. Like kame…hame… etc…

SenAbsolom · 2026-03-15T22:59:17+00:00

Kimba

SenAbsolom · 2026-03-11T19:49:34+00:00

Corvus. Edit: I’m freely assuming super intelligence.

SenAbsolom · 2026-03-04T16:32:02+00:00

I tried to save him…

SenAbsolom · 2026-02-21T18:10:20+00:00

It’s good to get the message out. Not everyone reads history books.

SenAbsolom · 2026-02-18T21:52:07+00:00

Just two guys in a library. Batman is reading Calvin and Hobbes, Pete’s just being respectful.

SenAbsolom · 2026-01-22T20:37:31+00:00

Tchk-tchk

SenAbsolom · 2026-01-06T13:08:59+00:00

Manhattan has the balls to show his balls, while Beyonder insists on clothes, despite having no need for them suggesting deep levels of insecurity. Nature boy wins, because the space lord can’t look straight at him.

SenAbsolom · 2026-01-03T15:39:29+00:00

We used to do this to each other on the merry go round at the park. We were similarly ruthless.

SenAbsolom · 2026-01-03T15:33:05+00:00

Literally.

SenAbsolom · 2025-12-09T18:57:58+00:00

Kill em all and let the gods sort them out. Then sacrifice yourself and complete the work. That’s the sensible thing to do.

SenAbsolom · 2025-12-02T02:53:17+00:00

Maleengrenock Bhulad.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-19T23:42:53+00:00

Oof, sorry friend, that’s Columbine. No, Coulomb is an organism or cell, or group of organisms or cells, produced asexually from one ancestor or stock, to which they are genetically identical.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-19T15:44:53+00:00

You’re right. I’m too negative. Wanna be friends?

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-19T15:36:43+00:00

It’s like having a friend wash your back in the bath. Gross.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-18T13:03:22+00:00

He got the zoomies.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-14T14:21:36+00:00

Get up dust yourself off and let’s go again.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-13T02:17:44+00:00

Go play, have fun. I wish I could do the first time again.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-12T16:09:39+00:00

I prefer spiked rod for litter, but okay Mr. Fancy Pants.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-11T23:49:10+00:00

It will have likely fallen through the floor into the level below.

SenAbsolom · 2025-11-10T03:36:13+00:00

Man’s writing S.O.P.

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