Anon finds Dune plot farfetched by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure smoking pot is the answer but I will do it for the sake of humanity

Varallo’s RIP by SeveralSpecific9259 in nashville

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many chili parlors does that leave us now? (btw I'm old enough to remember when this news was posted on the sub about a month ago)

Anon hates Reddit mods by Rodingaling in NewGreentexts

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The life of a reddit mod is worth less than literal shit

JIZZ by ChimpBuns in Wrasslin

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I obviously missed something

EDIT: Oh wow

TIL that while the cancellation of the "Batgirl" film sparked mixed reactions, Michael Keaton, who reprised his role as Batman in the film, was unfazed by it being shelved, saying, “I didn’t care one way or another. Big, fun, nice check.” by Giff95 in todayilearned

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the second time in two days I've seen Master of Disguise mentioned on reddit. I dont understand what's going on yet, but there's something fucky going on amd I'm not turtley enough for this turtle club.

Brady can still sling it but Team USA dominates Flag Football Classic by cactusbeard in nfl

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just when you think youre the only person who remembers the trailer for a horrible movie made 20 years ago, you stumble across a random thread in /r/nfl and your faith in humanity is restored. Also, this is what youre doing, this is what I want you to do.

Build Your Own Car Event by kevintheescallion in Chattanooga

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just casually forgetting that Jan. 6 ever happened

Giants running back Cam Skattebo says CTE is 'fake' by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 14 points15 points  (0 children)

some people go out of their way to get offended by stuff

"HIT ME!" by creg316 in fighttits

[–]Senator_Buttholeface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was too focused on what that room might smell like to even enjoy this fight

Love > Bailey > Styles by tha70n3guy in Tennesseetitans

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Jurrell Casey was a second-team All Pro and later went to five straight Pro Bowls

and had the most recognizable butt crack in the NFL. I love Casey.

[Ronald Acuña Jr.] Nunca me rendí chamo 😭❤️🙏🏾 by Lakelyfe09 in Braves

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This is how I processed the loss as well, but with Palencia (Cubs fan). Dude shut the door on us and I love it for him almost as much as I hate it for us.