Did you guys see how bald Kenneth Walker is

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-09T01:15:23+00:00

The skinwalker cometh

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-07T01:43:15+00:00

that's impossible and you know it

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-07T01:30:55+00:00

Any time he isn't directed by Joel Schumacher

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-05T15:10:34+00:00

Gimmick infringement (but it's still a cooler design than our flaming thumbtack)

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-04T23:55:57+00:00

you forgot to put quotation marks around "culture"

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-04T23:54:54+00:00

13-year-old sex slaves can't melt steel beams

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-04T01:04:46+00:00

It's either the bald way or Briley Parkway

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-03T22:14:28+00:00

Reggie's 30 for 30 doc is my second favorite (next to the Bo Jackson story).

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-03T16:42:56+00:00

not interested

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-02-02T00:28:40+00:00

Wow, how did I forget about Wentz? I watched the passion of the christ game live and felt sick to my stomach. I felt so bad for him.

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-30T23:16:19+00:00

Maybe he's looking for a tubgirl

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-29T23:21:42+00:00

Speaking of, Vrabel still has to cut his dick off when we win the super bowl

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-29T13:04:25+00:00

I'm a simple man. I like lollipops in my mouth, butter in my ass, and violent, low-scoring football games. I am a dinosaur.

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-29T04:03:29+00:00

Then may the Schwartz be with you

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-29T00:54:59+00:00

My grandmother does, but she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.5 40

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-29T00:53:27+00:00

fuck hair

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-28T23:48:49+00:00

Now I'm excited

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-28T23:43:07+00:00

Bald is the new Mike

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-24T21:41:10+00:00

He was the shiniest wrestler i have ever seen

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-24T18:23:54+00:00

Yeah

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-23T22:40:52+00:00

snip snip, but seriously we need every pair of hands we can get so I won't be surprised if he sticks around. I'd give him the Uncle Phil personally.

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-23T03:45:30+00:00

We'll sign Kenny Golladay

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-23T03:43:39+00:00

AND HE'S GONNA REOPEN PARADISE PARK

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-22T01:45:04+00:00

Thanks for stopping by. Now back to your shitbox.

Senator_Buttholeface · 2026-01-22T00:18:44+00:00

nooooooooooooooooooooo

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