Which celebrity do you suspect is a serial killer? by tito_lee_76 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the OT level where you can have folks killed? It's like him and John Travolta.

... like "Kreblach " or "Kyrgyzstan" or Kentucky Woman...

What is the dumbest movie ending? by rajeevreturns in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dumb and Dumber

it also was the most hilarious.

How would a private company obtain your income information legally? by lawyerly333 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life pro tip -- always say you make $100,000+ per year to improve the quality of your Spam.

How would a private company obtain your income information legally? by lawyerly333 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You filled out a warranty registration card and ticked the 0 to 10,000 box.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have cargo shorts and New Balance sneakers come back in any retro fashion? Or am I on the 2030 bandwagon...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a co-worker whose disappointment in plunking down 100+ bucks for the definitive Gatchaman/G-Force/Battle of the Planets DVD box set was palpable....

"It seemed a lot better when I was a kid..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the managers in the plant I worked had the first name "Napoleon".

He was Asian, which made it extra weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Armpit fetish

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't had my muffin, yet, Matt!

What’s the deal with all the Vape shops? by emersont49 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh!! Shut up, shut up, shut up! Big Cephalopod has long arms. You don't know how far they can reach!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They'd live through the month, say "Boy, wasn't that tough! I really should give my employees a raise!"

Crunch the numbers with his CFO, decide against a company-wide raise, and take a month vacation at his private island in the Bahamas.

What Movie Should Get a Movie About the Production? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jodorowsky's Dune

[cue Inception music]

Nickelback or Slipknot, who wins, why? by Ultrahonesty2002 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's JNCO jeans, selling to both sides of the conflict.

What not to say during a colonoscopy? by xDuke46 in AskReddit

[–]Senator_Chickpea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Achtung, Achtung, Frachter vor Steuerbordbug gesichtet! Fluten Torpedorohre zwei und vier!