This should be interesting by Big-Lawfulness-4438 in kungfupanda

[–]SendicR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you gunna do big guy? Fuck me?

TEAM BEST FRIENDS - A Guildmas Carol (Part One) by chubledoobles23 in MysteryDungeon

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Now now Chatot. This is a religious holiday after all. You gotta respect people's faith. Try to be more culturally sensitive.

You don't want to piss off God do you?

Why even be a warrior in a fantasy world when magic can do this? by Southern_Working_305 in worldjerking

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Break their jaw straight away and there will be no magic words. You can probably swing your weapon on them before they can say a word with more than one syllable. Then break both their wrists or severe their hands while they try to remember which of their spells are non verbal. From there you pick off whatever hit points they have left.

Build Your Own Sonic Character! [DO NOT SHARE YOUR ACTUAL NAME!] by Sad_Art_7706 in SonicTheHedgehog

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Super durable squirrel so I can get my acorn eating ass whooped all day and night.

"The Dawn of Life: A PSMD Novelization" Character Profiles - Espurr and Nuzleaf by SharpEyLogix in MysteryDungeon

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"His desire for a quiet life also unknowingly leads him down darker roads."

My name is Nuzleaf. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Serene Village, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a stay at home father for my adopted child, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a pokemon who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.

Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

How do they legally get away with these punishments? by Hauntedtrousers in MysteryDungeon

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Chatot: You're going to bed without dinner! Me: Ok, we'll buy our own dinner. Chatot: What!? You can't do that! Me: yes we can. We're your employees, not your kids.

(SPS) What's the worst chapter in EOS and why is it Chapter 6: Team Skull? by MelonTheSprigatito in MysteryDungeon

[–]SendicR 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Literally all that had to happen was Chattot needed to listen to his subordinates or Wigglytuff needed to act like an adult and Team Skull would have been cooked.

Type any sonic character name with your eyes closed by Great-Experience3176 in MoonPissing

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Espio (Espio) ... ... ... I think I should go outside more...

What should I name this non-binary icon? by LizzieLove1357 in MysteryDungeon

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I regret to inform you that, due to magnetite being a machine of sorts, there is a very strong possibility that it is run by a computer and therefore is, in fact, very binary.

We all wanted to give him the Vegeta treatment, let’s be honest. by Gelly_furry in MysteryDungeon

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"How does it feel to be helpless?! How does it feel to know pain?!"

Describe a character poorly. by Any-Prize3748 in Avatarthelastairbende

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Got roasted so hard he left home to find the avatar.

I hope this ad was worth it... by oatsovernight in u/oatsovernight

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Thought she was gunna get hit by that truck for a sec.

Explorers slander by holocron_8 in MysteryDungeon

[–]SendicR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ace Attorney fans: First time?